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The Darknight Hero

Phineas and Ferb

do you eat ballz

yes i do

SxF scenario you partially inspired, so behold whether you like it or not

Yuri is about to visit at a very inopportune time so they have to dissuade him from coming in by the time he gets to the door. Their Yor's solution? Loid answers the door in a stupor and his face covered in Yor's lipstick marks. The implication causes Yuri to run away as if his life depended on it.

Thank you Anon,

I had fun with this one 🤣💗💗

YOU'RE RELATED TO THE GUY WHO MADE CHLOROPHORM???

Yep lol. He’s like my great great great something uncle

I play rhythm games on mute whilst listening to a completely different song

you need to see a doctor

cunt is a misogynistic slur

Its ok i can relcaimb it because i am a misogynist

i…..might be a lil bit weak to idia with a braid.

all animations/still renders / all sds

hi thanks for helping me get half credit on an assignment i didnt want to do

HEY????????

you kinda do give off onceler kin vibes

you couldve pulled my spine out my ass like the rip cord of a chainsaw and that still wouldve been kinder than saying this

Do you think the decline of religiousness can be linked to the increase in light pollution?

No but I LOVE where your mind is going

It’s been a while since I last drew Malleus,,

More Deep cut drawings (third one inspired by this post)

[IMG ID: Image 1 is a very bright drawing of Shiver and Frye from Splatoon, They are dressed in outfits similar to their canon outfits with more detail. The background is a bright red, blue, and yellow.

Image 2 is a drawing of Shiver surfing on Big Man. Two small panels are to the side with one of Shiver falling off Big Man and the other is Shiver getting splatted by the water.

Image 3 is a two panel comic of Shiver comforting Frye by saying ‘Hey Don’t cry. 1 million eels on earth ok?’ /END ID]

🫦🫦 hello tumblr

What to know about your pet before you take them to the vet (bars)

return of the kings

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

mothy_AkunoP (@mothy_akuno)

(x) I ended up locked in my bathroom for two hours. No, seriously, it was really scary.

(x) Once I got home, the air conditioner was off and the room was hot, so I was in my briefs, and I had to go to the bathroom, so there I was, but then when I was finished I tried to get out, and…“Huh? The door’s not opening…”

(x) The door wasn’t opening no matter how much I turned the knob. The bathroom’s getting really hot now. I was all alone in the house. I was half-naked, my phone wasn’t with me, and I couldn’t call the police or management…I seriously thought I was gonna die.

(x) Everyone’s gonna die at some point. That’s just an inevitability. But who on earth would want to die from being trapped in the bathroom at the brink of summer? “A Vocaloid producer was found dead after being trapped in the bathroom” making the news would make you a laughingstock all the way up to the afterlife. So I figured, I gotta get out of here somehow.

(x) So I sat down on the toilet seat and gathered my thoughts. Well, there’s tap water in the toilet, so I’m not gonna die of dehydration. And today’s Friday. During the evening my co-op association is supposed to come down to deliver food ingredients. So if worse comes to worst, I could ask them for help.

(x) I got locked in at around 12 PM, and I’d have to wait for around four hours for the co-op. It’s hot. I’m sweating. I’m using the toilet faucet to wash my hands so I can cool down even for a little. There’s no clock in here so I have no idea how much time has passed, so I’m waiting for the clock chimes.

(x) (I’m writing this in advance because I seem to be worrying people, but I’ve already gotten out. I’m writing this on Twitter now because I didn’t have my phone with me in the bathroom, so I really wasn’t able to call for help back then.)

(x) While I’m waiting, I suddenly realize. Right now, in my room, there’s a sort of lewd doujinshi that a friend gave me at an event. If I call for help, someone’s gonna see that. Of course, it’s better than dying, but…

(x) …yeah, okay, let’s leave that as a last resort. Let’s try escaping on my own for now…so I tried shaking the doorknob again. Still not working. Maybe something’s wrong with the knob itself. But there’s nothing in the bathroom that I can use to fix it.

(x) All right, I figured, I’ll just have to use the power of a man in his prime! So I hurled my body against the door with my shoulder. Nothing. Not quite what the movies or TV would tell you.

(x) So I keep trying to beat up the door with everything I’ve got. I end up making a crack in the wood. “Oh, it’s working?!” I thought, and kept smacking it with my fist. Finally, I got a hole open in the door. But…I couldn’t see the outside. The veneer of the door had two layers, and I’d only gotten the inner one.

(x) The outer layer is harder than the inner one, so I wasn’t able to break it open with just my fist. I was tired, so I sat down on the toilet seat. My fist was bleeding, and I was starting to get hungry. Incidentally, I hadn’t had lunch yet. It was turning into a game of me and my own physical abilities.

(x) So if I couldn’t use my hands, I’d just have to use my foot. But the hole I opened with my fist was fairly high and reaching it with my foot was tricky. I figured I had no other choice, so I kicked the bottom of the door and opened a new hole. I only got the inner layer again, but it was much easier than it was with my fist, so I figured this would be doable.

(x) I kept kicking it with everything I had…and finally, I got the outer layer to crack! One more time. I got a little hole at the bottom of the door. It was one thing to finally be able to see outside from the bathroom, but I was relieved just getting the air conditioner to come in.

(x) I used my hands to open up the hole further, and got it wide enough to get a person through. I went through the hole while trying not to get my back pricked on the wood splinters. Finally, I got back to my beloved room. I’m back. I’ve finally defeated it!

(x) So now there’s a big hole in the door…While assessing the damage, I tried turning the doorknob from the outside. The door opened wide. Seems like the problem was just in the knob itself. So with the door open, I kept turning the knob to see how it was working.

(x) …And then I suddenly realized something. While the door was open, I put a hand on the inner doorknob. The one that hadn’t worked no matter how many times I’d tried to turn it. There was no response if I turned it to the left…

(x) …but when I carefully turned it to the right, it stuck a bit, but the knob easily turned…so all I’d needed to do was turn it the other way!!

(x) And that’s how I learned the hard way that when placed in extreme situations, people end up losing their ability to make rational decisions…So while I was drinking mineral water that I’d gotten from the fridge, I had to face the grave mistake I’d made…faced with a giant hole that I’d busted in the door. (The End)

(x) Well, you see, the bathroom doorknob is normally supposed to turn in both directions, but I’d gotten myself into the habit of only turning it to the left, so it seems like its ability to turn left just happened to get busted.

(x) But now there’s a giant hole in the bathroom door, so I’ll never be trapped again! (Positive thinking)

(x) Today’s take-home messages -Take your phone with you wherever you go, no matter what -Keep your doujinshi out of sight -Living alone sucks

ronance !!!!!!!!!

i only speak the truth

this is tay speaking ur gay

t4t satosugu so true