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This is one of my favourite yoongi fic! Thank you so much💜 I really love it! (And it’s super hot 🥵)

the landlord - myg | m

↳ summary- your air conditioner breaks right at the height of a recordbreaking heat wave.  good thing your hot landlord, yoongi, knows how to attend to any needs you may have.

↳ rating- explicit / 18+

↳ word count- 4.3k

↳ pairing- yoongi x reader

↳ genre- smut, light crack, PWP

↳ warnings- basically the plot of a porn, theres no plot, the plot doesn’t make sense, seduction, oral sex (m/f receiving), penetrative sex, dirty talk, fun laughing giggly time during sex, honestly yoongi is great and i love him, maybe exhibitionism if u squint ???, cum sharing, finger sucking, motorboating

↳ a/n- did i just write basically the plotline of a bad porno? yes.  did i love it? also yes.  this was lowkey inspired by my own landlord coming over to my place (that i DIDNT SLEEP WITH) and i answered the door in a state of undress :/ i hate myself lol.  anywwayyss! enjoy yoongi the landlord!  pls feel free to interact with me because i need constant attention uwu

The inside of your apartment feels hotter than the blazing sun outside.  Your air conditioner chose the worst week to fritz on you. A record-breaking heat wave.

Nothing helps.  You open windows, blow fans, sit in front of your fridge, take cold showers. All just momentary bliss that ends too soon.

It finally breaks you and you muster up the courage to text your landlord, Yoongi.  

You inhale a deep breath as you click on the name. Min Yoongi, landlord.  Your eyes flutter shut for a moment without realizing.

Your landlord who lives in the same building as you is likely the hottest and most attractive man you’ve ever met. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t have a crush on the man. Every month, paying rent was torture. You wanted to fling your legs open to him and request he takes his payment another way.

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Help! Taehyung’s room is fjebdicnsodnfjsn🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵. Love your writing!💜

much better: the afterglow (m)

pairing— kim taehyung x reader from my fic: much better genre— established relationship, tattooed and pierced!taehyung, smut, fluff, comedy, a little bit of angst warnings— dom!taehyung, sex toys (hitachi), rough sex, dirty talk + degradation, spanking, oral (female receiving), use of a sex bench, unprotected sex + creampie/cumplay word count— 8k about— the first big fight with your boyfriend, taehyung, leads to something bigger… and better.

author’s note: ahhhh my first commissioned piece finally done! thank you so much 🐻 for being so patient and lovely throughout this whole process, ily and i hope you enjoy this 💗! 

“I’m surprised how well everything is coming along. If it all goes to plan, we can reopen next Friday— Oh, Y/N! Watch out!”

Even with Jimin’s advanced warning, you still almost stumble into the small pile of discarded rubbish placed haphazardly on the side of the Club Singularity’s first floor bar area. Luckily for you, Taehyung has quicker reflexes, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you towards him so quickly that you crash against his chest. But hey, your boyfriend’s strong chest probably feels a hell of a lot better than falling face first onto a bunch of  wooden planks.

When you glance up at him, Taehyung’s worried puppy dog gaze is already looking down at you. And so you grin at him with a thank you, and relief softens his features.

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Steamy Waters — Taehyung

Pairing: Taehyung x reader (nicknamed Lace)

Wordcount: 7.6k ( mostly edited✌️)

Genre: smut, pwp, fluff, slightest angst, established relationship, idol!AU

Rating: 18+ (As usual, I know)

Hello baby bears! Welcome to Taehyung’s Steamy Waters. I must admit this episode is going to be a lot steamier than planned, but I cannot lament. Recently we celebrated Taehyung’s birthday, so I thought I could add a little extra as a late celebration.

There’s not much plot, honestly. Tae and Lace are bathing together in true Kim Taehyung fashion when the intrusive presence of mirrors on every bathroom wall makes it hard not to stare at each other. And when wandering hands — and wandering feet… and wandering mouths — start wandering too much the temperature in the room becomes too hot to handle. Chaos ensues. Especially when Taehyung is… at her service.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: swearing. Wine drinking. Humping, bathtub sex, unprotected sex within an established relationship (don’t make me tell again that you and your partner(s) should be clean before going condomless); massage, slight footjob; oral fixation (not only in terms of oral sex, both male and female receiving btw) but also foot worship, breast worship, body shot, face riding (male receiving), cum eating; spanking, one (1) pussy spank; masturbation (female receiving), also anal fingering (external stimulation only); maid!Taehyung, switch!Taehyung, hard dom!Taehyung, big dick!Taehyung, soft domme!reader, very sub!reader; hair pulling/grabbing; choking kink, degradation kink, overstimulation, squirting, sensory blackout. Taehyung uses a safeword (yellow); did I mention that MIRRORS ARE BACK BUT THIS TIME IT’S WORSE? And if you didn’t guess VOYEURISM 24 out of 10. Also, the softest aftercare and mentions of sleeping pills to help reader relax after… ahem… all of those. Things. In the trigger warnings.

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Hello! Welcome to my masterlist! All the works featured here are written by me. I personally repost some of them on AO3 and Wattpad on accounts clearly linked to my Tumblr url (oftenderweapons). I do not allow reposting or translation of my works on any platform. (Please, I literally break my back with research and writing for these pieces. They are my babies. Do not steal them from me, really.)

All the pieces will be organised according to the main ship and they will follow the main timeline. Pieces that do not fit within the timeline (or that do not follow the “ideal” reader-girlfriend of the main timeline) will be placed under the label “NOT FEATURED IN THE MAIN STORY”. Almost all pieces are member x reader smut. A couple of group pieces feature “the girlfriends”, OC based on the ideal girlfriend I have imagined for each member, and follow the storyline of reader x member pieces; OC x member pieces will be signalled in the introduction to the specific fic.

Some fics are marked as “not available yet”, you can stop by in my asks and ask me about those, I might be in the mood and offer you some teasers or even a small drabble, who knows ;) [you’ll probably find them in the vote for next prompt, VOTE HERE!]

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