@blackflcgs Gets Me

@blackflcgs gets me 🏴‍☠️

“Shit!” Anne dove left, fumbling to free her sword of its sheath: the snake struck right, going for Ed instead. This shit is the exact reason Anne hates the fucking jungle.

“Look out!”

Which Greek god/dess are you?

Poseidon

You somehow manage to balance perfectly fisherman vibes and i will pursure decades of vengance for a single slight vibes. so thats very cool! just keep doing your yoga or whatever it is that keeps you cool. And maybe warn the people in your life that you wrath is legendary and not to be messed with.

IM or comment your meme tag and I’ll send 3-5?

Imbrandonfarris : google translate makes … sentence starters pt 2

“Alas, this is it!”

“You said burnt!”

“How ‘bout that hug?”

“Get closer. Hold meee!”

“You’re not getting whiskey!”

“Great question, average insult.”

“I stepped in the bananas again.”

“It’s a lot easier if you just watch.”

“Oh, now I buttered my computer.”

“Aren’t I just the little party platter?”

“What camera angle does life use?”

“Well, there’s only 7 ways to find out.”

“Don’t you dare invite him, ever again.”

“You learn something wrong everyday.”

“Is that what I look like in the sun? Gross.”

“I don’t think my thermostat goes that high.”

“We’re making donuts, it’s not that serious.”

“I don’t think peanut butter can reach 375 degrees.”

“’THE’ is now an appropriate measurement for baking.”

“It’s not very intimidating when only one knuckle cracks.”

”We’ll come back to the mingling thing in a couple weeks.”

“And here we are, the present, that’s why they call it a gift.”

“Kinda looks like a vampire bite. I kinda look like a vampire.”

“That peanut butter is heating to the temperature of the sun.”

“It smells good for being nearly none of the right ingredients.”

“No one told me you could be both of those things at the same time.”

“If there’s one thing I know about pie… it’s that it doesn’t look like this.”

“I’m almost certain there’s a mild case of salmonella on this countertop.”

“I have a feeling if I eat this, it’s gonna come out the exact same way it went in.”

“If you’re anything like me… I’m sorry, you’re short and people must think you’re weird.”

“Two whiskey-whiskeys? It’s like 10 in the morning. How about we start with some water-waters?”

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"CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

so how long are you going to avoid me?

we should really talk about it.

can we just clear the air?

sit down for a second and talk to me.

i wish you would just look at me for two seconds.

explain to me how that happened.

you handled that a lot better than i expected.

when were you going to tell me the truth about that?

i think it's time we started being honest with one another.

it doesn't do us any good to stay quiet.

you told me you'd tell me the truth. i'm still waiting.

i was hoping for some answers.

what more do you need to hear?

i saw what you did.

when did this start happening?

start from the beginning.

that was a little abrupt.

when did you learn how to do that?

so... that's new.

they called you [title]. why did they call you that?

is there something you're not telling me?

i'd like to discuss what happened between us.

this is going to be really awkward, i'm sure.

when did they start taking orders from you?

who died and made you king?

i missed the part where that was my problem.

you could have given me a heads up.

so... we're just not going to address that?

i saw what happened.

that could have been worse.

you made a mockery of them.

i appreciate what you did for me back there.

you didn't have to stand up for me, and yet you did.

how long have you been planning that?

i think it's about time i was included in these discussions.

you know i could have helped with that.

you got a little scary back there.

i was so certain they were going to kill us.

where'd you learn to pull a stunt like that?

did that really just happen?

i owe you my life.

give me a heads up next time.

you have more power than i thought.

so... is someone going to fill me in?