Dear Lord Pleasw Make My Ass Bigger. Thank U And Amen

dear lord pleasw make my ass bigger. thank u and amen

i'm fat and pretty and if i get more fat i will get more pretty. its math

Need someone to snap their fingers and instantly add 50lbs to my body then tease me for being so round and tubby

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

thoughts of yummy food

idea: baking an appropriate amount of weed resin into a big tray of homemade brownies--good ones from scratch, with irish butter and good cocoa powder and extra milk chocolate--and then feeding the whole tray to you, one by one, taking my time so as you get fuller and fuller youre only ever higher. no matter how stuffed you get you still feel so hungry and empty that you couldnt possibly turn down more, until youve packed the entire tray into your full tummy, whining bc there isnt any more and youre still so hungry, you swear...