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New Yorkers lost in Jersey. The most dreadful feeling

Lost!

The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6

*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*

Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!

Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!

Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-

Magnus: That's it?

*The three turn to look at him*

Percy: What?

Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?

Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.

Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!

Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-

Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.

Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.

Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.

Percy: But...but...

Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?

*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*

Percy: They're right.

Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...

Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?

Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.

Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.

Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?

Nico: Didn't we kill you?!

*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*

Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!

*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*

Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?

Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.

To be continued...

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 7

*The demigods, einharjar, and magicians sit in a cheaply-made theater, spotlights everywhere*

Grover: Are you sure this will work, dude?

Percy: If it worked for us, I think it can work for them.

*Suddenly, the brother and sister duo burst on stage, singing*

Carter: I keep my head down, I keep my chin up!

Sadie: But it all ends with strife!

Both: WITH "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIIFE!"

Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAAANY GODS!!!

Both: I SWEAR, I SWEAR I'M A MAGICIAN!!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!

*A grand applause is heard from the theater goers, the demigods included*

Annabeth: Uncle Rick's gonna kill us for this, isn't he?

Percy: Yep.

Annabeth: Sweet. WOOOO, KANES!!!

Percy Jackson

Song: Elephante - Black Ivory

I died 10 times while making this, please enjoy

[STRONG CURSING/LANGUAGE]

the war against gaea is actually won with leo’s true fire power: some good ‘ol dirty spanish cursing

I won’t translate what Leo’s saying but let’s just say Sammy is turning over in his grave

I’m proud of you