newjeansfitzherbert

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Tangled The Series As Reductress Headlines

Tangled the Series as ‘Reductress’ headlines

(the onion version)

+ BONUS: sorry

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

at any given time i am thinking about eddie munson from stranger things !!!

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it's either him or rooster or hangman it's mostly him these days i need him sooo bad why does he gotta be fictional eddie munson stranger things thinking about eddie munson eddie stranger things

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

why did no one tell me about doomsday by Lizzie McAlpine. It's been on repeat since last night it's so good she's a genius

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totally has nothing to do with the fact i have both of my exams on thursday i don't wanna do them :( she's a lyrical mastermind pull the plug make it painless i don't want a violent end don't say that you'll always love me 'cause you know i'd bleed myself dry for you over and over again i'll hang on 'til the chaos is through doomsday is close at hand i'd have liked to plan out my part in this why would i? it's only the death of me you guyssss i wouldve typed all the lyrics in the hashtags if i wanted to those are just my fav ones actually all the lyrics the best its been played 69 times as i type this hehehe

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

I <3 my military propaganda man rooster

Gif Request Meme

@agreatandhonorablesoldier asked: Bradley + Body Parts

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bradley bradshaw top gun he’s so fine he's so hot you guys!!!

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

------------- pt1 (rapunzel, eugene, gothel, stabbington brothers, captain of the guards, king, queen, cassandra)

Rapunzel: pre tower escape she would say "uhh she/her i think" but after she meets eugene she would say "oh she/they thank you and what are your pronouns?"

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: "your mom but if you really wanna know, im a he/they kinda guy"

Mother Gothel: she would either say "woman/hot" or "hotter/than/you" and then would exploit/womanipulate you into getting what she wants and it would work. she owns you now (sorry i don't make the rules)

Stabbington Brothers: "fuck are pronouns? give us your money"

Captain Of The Guards: "oh i gotta be somewhere" immediately run off to ask Cassandra (his adoptive daughter). 20 minutes would pass and he would run up to you super puffed and say "him/he, do you want some pasta?" but before you can answer he hands you two bowls of pasta, gives them both to you, and then leaves you there with the two bowls of pasta (he is trying but he is also italian)

King Frederic/Rapunzel's Father: he would call you multiple slurs, say "im a man", and then go on a rant about how the world is becoming corrupt because of the lgbt (in much more bad words) . he is homophobic and transphobic. after that he would send you to prison for life just for what his pronouns are

Queen Arianna/Rapunzel's Mother: she would get a little excited and say "oooh she/her/hers". The king would then sigh very loudly and tell her to not entertain faggots and threaten to throw you in prison for life. the excitement would then leave her body but she would also convince the king to not throw you in prison. Idk what she is still doing with the king he does not deserve her.

Cassandra: "why the fuck are you talking to me?" at first she would be so mad that you are talking to her but then there would be a five second silent pause and in a quiet voice would say "she/her/him/his"

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