Am I merely a pulse, a peon, or something more?An indie, semi-selective mini multi Wynncraft OC rp blog
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Nexus-of-light - We Restored Balance, Or Did We? - Tumblr Blog
Iford Manor Gardens by foxglove_and_ivy
these two are so funny
Larssen - @jebbaks
I live my life in a constant state of grief of what I did, what I didn’t do, and what I can never do.
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Migraine was formed when an old star was put into your skull by god and can be recognized by its protruding points of light
I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
things i’ve said while playing stardew valley … sentence starters
“I bought thirty beers.”
“I have the underwear!”
“Why won’t you two just kiss?”
“I accidentally watered the cat.”
“I don’t want an award, I want money.”
“I feel like traitor, and I’m okay with that.”
“Should you really be mailing me these?”
“Don’t talk to me. I’m trying to be productive.”
“How is this growing here, I don’t understand?”
“I have seven diamonds. Why am I still broke?”
“How do I transfer this money to my real wallet?”
“I gave you an entire fish. Why won’t you love me?”
“Why won’t he love me? How can I get him to love me?”
“I took twenty salads with me, and it still wasn’t enough.”
“Why do I have to do all the socializing? It’s exhausting.”
“Maybe if I believe real hard, I can make time move faster.”
“I want to sneak into his house and leave pizza on his bed.”
“I have given you flowers. You are now required to date me.”
“I am a little chaos goblin, and I’m gonna put trash in the soup.”
“I’m gonna run through town with his underwear over my head.”
“I refuse to bow to Big Season. I’ll plant what I want, when I want.”
“Why doesn’t everybody work on MY schedule? This is bullhonkey.”
“I stood outside with my face pressed to his door until he opened it.”
“I’ve given away so much money in gifts, and for what? Mild tolerance.”
“If I don’t do good enough, I feel like his ghost is gonna come break my knees.”
“I, too, want to denounce civilization and live out in the middle of nowhere in a tent.”
“I’m never gonna dance, again… mostly because I asked her to and she said, ‘ew’.”
“Do you think they get worried when they see me standing in the corner for three, straight hours?”
“I don’t care about your cookies! …I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get mad, I’m under a lot of pressure right now.”
“I accidentally threw away my hoe… that’s not a bad joke, I’ve made a terrible error my crops will never recover from.”
“I don’t know what’s creepier: the fact they were skulking around my home, or that they found me and tucked me so tenderly into bed.”
"Alright, let's try this one more time."
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(We're kickstarting this RP blog back from the dead, baby! Boyd from @babyboydbaby and Gyro from @miraculousenigma will also be moved to this blog as well, although their blogs are still open for interactions. Just makes things a little easier to keep track of!)
‘I love being a girl’ and it’s just consumerism and conforming to beauty standards