Suck My Ass U Hoe Get A Life

Suck my ass u hoe get a life

I don’t have one and I ain’t never gonna get one anonnie

Masterlist // 043020

WARNING: MOST OF THIS STUFF IS MATURE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Genre Representatives

Fluff ❁ Smut ✘ Angst ☆

❧ Series

➳ Éternel: Wings of Fire (Dragon!AU) ❁✘☆ bts x original characters 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

➳ Channel Eden: Live! (M) ✘ bts x black reader 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7   

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Hold Me (1.2K words) ✘

➳ Forgive Me (1.5K words) ✘

❧ Drabbles

Nothing yet

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Unwind (1.6K words) ✘

➳ Can’t Hold Back (1.2K words) ✘

❧ Drabbles

➳ Forgive & Forget ☆

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Motion (2.1K words) ✘

➳ Beg For It (1.1K words) ✘

❧ Drabbles

➳ Look Here ❁

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ She’s A Monster (4.5K words) ✘

➳ Desire (1.5K words) ✘

➳ Promise (1.1K words) ❁

➳ Worth The Wait (1.5K words) ✘

❧ Drabbles

➳ Tease ✘

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Autopilot (2.8K words) ✘

➳ Apodyopsis (1.2K words) ✘

➳ Don’t Tease Me (1.4K words)  ✘

❧ Drabbles

Nothing yet

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Drunk in Love (2K words) ✘ 

➳ 3... 2... 1... Recording! (1.7K words) ✘

❧ Drabbles

➳ Beautiful ✘

❧ Series

Nothing yet

❧ Fics

➳ Improv (1.2K words) ✘

➳ Backstage (1.3K words) ✘ 

➳ Daddy’s Little Girl (1K words) (Pls don’t read it’s so bad) ✘

➳ Jealousy (1.3K words) ❁

❧ Drabbles

➳ Tastes Like Heaven ✘

➳ BTS Reaction to another member walking in on you two “getting intimate” ✘

➳ BTS Reaction to you walking in on them cheating on you ☆

➳ BTS Reaction to you moaning their name in your sleep ✘

➳ BTS Reaction to you texting them a dirty pic while they’re out with friends ✘

➳ BTS Reaction to you having cute moans ❁

❊K I M - S E O K J I N❊

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

➳ Accidentally texting in the wrong chat ✘

❊M I N - Y O O N G I❊

➳ BestFriend!Yoongi comforting and confessing to you when your boyfriend cheats on you ❁

➳ Everyday Texts Pt.1 ❁ ✘

➳ Everyday Texts Pt.2 ❁ 

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

❊J U N G - H O S E O K❊

➳ Rough day at work ✘

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

❊K I M - N A M J O O N❊

➳ Needy Namjoon ✘

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

❊P A R K - J I M I N❊

➳ Fuckboy!JImin ✘

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

❊K I M - T A E H Y U N G❊

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

❊J E O N - J U N G K O O K❊

➳ When you ended up being too loud the night before and the members tease him for it ✘

➳ Jungkook attempting to sext

➳ Jungkook as things Ari has said

DO YOU REACHED 10 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE

a day in the life of bangtan… probably

170909 Namjoon’s Tweet

방탄 단톡방

Bangtan group chat [1st Picture] Chat Room Title: Bangtan Member Room (7) Kim Taehyung: Namjoonie hyung kekekekeke Kim Taehyung: Please.. Jung Hoseok: Keke Kim Taehyung: I killed all the mosquitoes before going to sleep yesterday and was wondering why I heard buzzing. Kim Taehyung: Hyung.. Kim Seok Jin Hyung: The mosquito bit me. And when I stared at the mosquito, the mosquito said “why~” ❤️ (T/N: This is another word play joke. The way he described the mosquito as saying “why” is a similar pronunciation to the way mosquitoes sound)

[2nd Picture] RM: im sorry baby RM: Huh? RM: Ah, that probably wasn’t me. RM: I closed the door before I left. Kim Taehyung: I’m telling you that just because you don’t see a crevice, it doesn’t mean the door’s actually closed. You need to actually hear the click of the door closing or else it’s gonna open again. Jung Hoseok: Keke so detailed. RM: I see. RM: I acknowledge my mistake.

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