I Dont Think Theyre Selling Cookies- This Man Owns My Soul.

“I don’t think they’re selling cookies-” this man owns my soul. 

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Time for another giveaway~

I still can’t believe that 1000 of you enjoy my content… I love you all so much, and I can’t thank you all enough. But! I can do a giveaway and at least thank a few of you with a little more than just words 💕

Dates:

March 22nd – April 5th.

Winners will be picked on April 6th.

Rules:

Follow me @dr-devoraak; and

Reblogs & likes both count.

Simple as that!

Prizes:

First place (1 winner): A drawing of 1 character of your choice.

Second place (2 winners): A drawing of 2 chibi characters of your choice.

Third place (3 winners): A drawing of 1 chibi character of your choice.

Choices include:

Apprentices

Love Interests

Familiars

Major Arcana

(The Baker)

Thank you again, and good luck!

A commission for ThiriumCatalyst on Instagram!

caustic hc, what would they do in the dorm with their s/o?

Now we all know Caustic isn’t one for romance but he still gives it his best effort

He has let them assist him in his work, making sure they don’t fuck up or hurt themselves

He lowkey enjoys when his s/o curls up against him in bed when they review his notes (as much as he won’t show it)

When he hears them attempt to make out his chicken scratch writing, he’s glad he grew a mustache/beard combo, because there’s a tiny smile on his lips when they read them aloud and discuss them with him

Speaking of which, he likes hearing their voice when they read his writing aloud. He finds it just as soothing

“You need something?” they ask him with a smirk. He noticed he was gently running a finger up and down their arm and withdraws it from them, acting like he didn’t do anything

If he falls asleep while the two review notes, his arms are wrapped around them and his head leaning against the wall, which you find to be the cutest damn thing coming from a sociopathic man like him

But don’t try and sneak a picture of you two with him asleep. “Delete that,” he says while holding up a tiny empty gas canister

He’ll be up late at night, some times not going to bed which leads him to sleep on his desk when he gets sleepy. So when his s/o finds him fast asleep, you best know they’ll wrap him in a blanket and fix him coffee in the morning in his favorite mug

Some days he’ll allow his s/o to put on some music while they do their studies on the gases, and he likes the way they hum along

When it comes to sharing a bathroom, you can definitely tell when small fights will happen. That man is such a neat freak, it’s not even funny. He’ll flip when he sees the mess s/o made

Or if both of them like to get even frisky, they’ll spend time together in the shower  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Overall, some chaos here and there, but otherwise surprisingly peaceful

quick gas daddy doodle