No I Will Not Explain Myself

No I will not explain myself

he's trying

More shippy ideas of Miguel and Spider Zoey

Zoey after an argument and she and Miguel have both cooled down leaning her forehead against his back and Miguel sighs sadly

Miguel reaching behind him for Spider Zoey’s hand and squeezing it to calm her nerves when on a high stress mission

Zoey having trouble sleeping and sneaking into Miguel’s room to sleep in, much to his disproval despite not sleeping that much anyway

Only for him to find out as she’s asleep that she’s been having really bad nightmares to the point of her crying and eventually holds her against him

He unfortunately has an idea of what that nightmare is about

Spider Zoey accidentally losing control of her Scarlet Witch powers and Miguel yelling at her for it when they get back to HQ

He was so scared she was going to eventually lose herself to those powers and break her canon

Spider Zoey going on a tangent about the Spiderverse in way more detail than Miguel, Jess, Spider Byte or Lyla would know about and they plus the Arachkids stare at her completely lost as to what she’s saying

Zoey: “… Whut?”

Miles: “What… Wh-Wh-What — What were you even saying in all that?”

Zoey: “… Ye guys do realize Ah’m a theore’ical physicist, righ’?”

Everyone looks at the screen in front of Miguel in total disbelief as he scrambles to find proof of that and sure enough, Zoey’s doctoral degree shows up

Miguel: “Dios, me olvidé por completo de que…”

Spider Zoey going to Munbattan with the Arachkids for some of that really good chai (and drags Miguel with them)

Spider Zoey as the supportive mom figure of the Adult Spider bunch (that being with Miguel, Jess and Peter B Parker)

Spider Zoey going back to her home universe to meet her father in prison but Miguel goes with her to both protect her and support her

Miguel instinctively holding her close to him when her father goes berserk and asks if she’s okay

Miguel braiding Zoey’s hair when she has her mask off (but tells Lyla not to tell anyone about it)

I swear this wasn’t intentional, but the wives’ hair colors matched their husband’s skin color and tattoo colors

This came to me at work

I’m just doing the Star Wars girlies, theys, and gays a service