Oh He 100% Doesnt Know What Year It Is

oh he 100% doesnt know what year it is

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Thanks! Looks like I will be doing some recipe reworking as a February project :)

I’m going to have the daintiest things possible - little jelly tarts and cookies frosted with pink icing, and buttercup cake. And we must have sandwiches too, though they’re not very poetical.

- L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Avonlea (1909)

Watching the Wiener Philharmoniker Neujahrskonzert, and can’t stop pointing out how easy it is to fancast the Marauders this year.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in