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Desperately needed to have this on my blog

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*

Guys help, I’m hyper fixating on parkour block yaoi rn.

you know that one tweet that's like "they should put a single normal person into the olympics for reference?" that's what skizz is to hermitcraft. gem is living in a dense horror-themed fishing village, the shadow of a giant skull lingering over the entire vista. just up the river, impulse and bdubs are building up a cyberpunk city filled with towering skyscrapers above and exciting minigames below. just a quick walk away, you can find tango's factory, a mass of crafters and binary encoders that automatically produces every single redstone item in the game. between these three titans lies skizz's house. he is living in a blackstone shack in a literal hole in the ground with an oak sign that says "skizz's crack alley" outside. he built it day one, has barely upgraded it since then, and is living his best life. god bless him.

coped with minecraft movie trailer by watching the first minecraft thing i saw on youtube. spent two hours incredibly invested in fucking parkour civilization. now oddly emotional about how all the jumps he made and all the jumps he failed brought him here or whatever he said. also experiencing whiplash from this guy saying like some really profound shit about social status and equality and never giving up and then ending with “in parkour civilization”

my apologies comrade. you fight for both yuri and yaoi; you are not an enemy, but a friend. you would jump for the beef and make it

may we be beef brothers in blood and come out victorious

can't stop thinking "in parkour civilization, even ______ is parkour" constantly about everything

what the fuck.

[transcript/video description:

a clip from a session of the hermits (and jimmy) playing among us together, taken from gem's perspective. gem is currently an impostor.

gem, leaving security and checking her map: Alright. Okay...

[gem walks into reactor, and grian appears from the top hall and enters as well]

gem: Hi, Grian!

[grian glances back and follows her out.]

[gem immediately kills him.]

grian, echo-y (i really do not know how to transcribe this noise. trust me when i say whatever you're imagining it to be it is ten times worse): rrreeeeEAAUUH-

[gem departs wordlessly.]

end transcript]

kickstarter update 75 regarding Pathologic 3.

the links are broken right now but I'm assuming they meant to link to their twitter announcement or the steam page which you can find on this blog regardless.

365 parkour boy (jumpin' that)

gay

life imitates art

i don't know if anyone has talked about this yet but the parkciv -> tabi pipeline IS real and i'm currently in it. on episode 2 of the vault rn and it's so great we have:

woman pov like thank god, pvpciv had me literally dying i NEEDED tabi pov

definitely evbo/seawatt yaoi. i will not elaborate.

NOT JUST ONE WOMAN, BUT TWO WOMEN. (the potential for vault yuri but i gotta watch more before any decisions are made)

yet another actually good story

tabi is so cool she's so awesome

it passes the bechdel test

in conclusion, watch the vault i am going to scream very loudly about this

Reblog to kill it faster

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something