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Why the fuck was this so aggressive

NAMJOON— WHAT THE FUCK!?SIR, WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BE SUCH A BADASS!?I LOVED HIS OUTFIT AND UGH GOD THE HAIRRRRRRRR CAN WE BRING BACK COTTON CANDY HAIR NAMJOON!?THAT ERA GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES!

SEOKJIN— EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, JIN!?WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO WRECK MY BIAS!?THIS SHIT AINT FAIR IM HAVING A STROKE BRB—IM BACK..HE GOT ALL THE SCREEN TIME HE FUCKING DESERVED LETS GET ITTTTTTT..ALSO, MULLET!?

M-M-MULLET!?

YOONGI— UMMMM!?MULLET ALSO!?SIR, YOU’RE ALREADY MY BIAS WRECKER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW!?STOP ATTACKING ME.ICE.ON.YOUR.WHAT!?W E T, W E T , W E T , W E T , SUPER FUCKING WET!HIS RAP WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING UGHHHH-

HOSEOK— FIRST OF ALL, S I R, WHAT THE CUMMINBALLS WAS THAT!?YOU COME IN HERE, LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING FULL COURSE MEAL WITH YOUR SUNSHINE HAIR, TALK YOUR SHIT (AS YOU SHOULD SIR), AND EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS AT THE END!? K I N G, K I N G, K I N G !

JIMIN— THIS SHIT OUGHTA BE SELF EXPLANATORY BUT IMMA GO AHEAD AND TALK MY SHIT, JIMIN!?WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!?WHY ARE YOU SO “mmm~” LIKE FUCK, WHY!?YOUR HAIR!?YOUR OUTFIT!?YOUR CONFIDENCE!?YOU ARE A MASTERPIECE, ABSOLUTE FUCKING PERFECTION.

TAEHYUNG— I WILL RUN HELL ON YOU IF YOU EVER MAKE ME MALFUNCTION LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU ARE SATAN..and I’m riding my pole down there, see ya there boo <3..ANY THE FUCK WAYS, YOUR HAIR HAS STAYED THE SAME FOR LIKE 3 ERAS YET I STILL CANT GET OVER IT..IM IN TEARS AT HOW GOOD THEY ALL LIKE AND TAEHYUNG!?DONT LET ME CATCH YOU IN THESE STREETS I WILL BOW DOWN FOR YOU SIR

JUNGKOOK— HELLO!?POLICE!?YES, THIS MAN DECIDED TO COME IN HERE LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING GOD WITH HIS BLUE HAIR..IF LONG HAIR BLUEBERRY JUNGKOOK DOESNT MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES..LITERALLY SMOKE WHAT IM SMOKING, YOU’RE NOT LIVING LIFE ENOUGH.DONT ACT LIKE I DIDNT SEE YOUR GODDAMNED FAKE EYEBROW PIERCING, GET IT NOW!

MY THOUGHTS ON THE OVERALL MUSIC VIDEO— GIVE IT TO ME!JUST GIVE IT TO ME!GOOOODDDDDDDDDDD IM HAVING AN ORGASM AND A STROKE AT THE SAME TIME

Wasn’t a fan of PTD, what is happening ☹️☹️??

NAMJOON— WHAT THE FUCK!?SIR, WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BE SUCH A BADASS!?I LOVED HIS OUTFIT AND UGH GOD THE HAIRRRRRRRR CAN WE BRING BACK COTTON CANDY HAIR NAMJOON!?THAT ERA GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES!

SEOKJIN— EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, JIN!?WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO WRECK MY BIAS!?THIS SHIT AINT FAIR IM HAVING A STROKE BRB—IM BACK..HE GOT ALL THE SCREEN TIME HE FUCKING DESERVED LETS GET ITTTTTTT..ALSO, MULLET!?

M-M-MULLET!?

YOONGI— UMMMM!?MULLET ALSO!?SIR, YOU’RE ALREADY MY BIAS WRECKER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW!?STOP ATTACKING ME.ICE.ON.YOUR.WHAT!?W E T, W E T , W E T , W E T , SUPER FUCKING WET!HIS RAP WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING UGHHHH-

HOSEOK— FIRST OF ALL, S I R, WHAT THE CUMMINBALLS WAS THAT!?YOU COME IN HERE, LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING FULL COURSE MEAL WITH YOUR SUNSHINE HAIR, TALK YOUR SHIT (AS YOU SHOULD SIR), AND EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS AT THE END!? K I N G, K I N G, K I N G !

JIMIN— THIS SHIT OUGHTA BE SELF EXPLANATORY BUT IMMA GO AHEAD AND TALK MY SHIT, JIMIN!?WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!?WHY ARE YOU SO “mmm~” LIKE FUCK, WHY!?YOUR HAIR!?YOUR OUTFIT!?YOUR CONFIDENCE!?YOU ARE A MASTERPIECE, ABSOLUTE FUCKING PERFECTION.

TAEHYUNG— I WILL RUN HELL ON YOU IF YOU EVER MAKE ME MALFUNCTION LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU ARE SATAN..and I’m riding my pole down there, see ya there boo <3..ANY THE FUCK WAYS, YOUR HAIR HAS STAYED THE SAME FOR LIKE 3 ERAS YET I STILL CANT GET OVER IT..IM IN TEARS AT HOW GOOD THEY ALL LIKE AND TAEHYUNG!?DONT LET ME CATCH YOU IN THESE STREETS I WILL BOW DOWN FOR YOU SIR

JUNGKOOK— HELLO!?POLICE!?YES, THIS MAN DECIDED TO COME IN HERE LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING GOD WITH HIS BLUE HAIR..IF LONG HAIR BLUEBERRY JUNGKOOK DOESNT MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES..LITERALLY SMOKE WHAT IM SMOKING, YOU’RE NOT LIVING LIFE ENOUGH.DONT ACT LIKE I DIDNT SEE YOUR GODDAMNED FAKE EYEBROW PIERCING, GET IT NOW!

MY THOUGHTS ON THE OVERALL MUSIC VIDEO— GIVE IT TO ME!JUST GIVE IT TO ME!GOOOODDDDDDDDDDD IM HAVING AN ORGASM AND A STROKE AT THE SAME TIME

IM DEADASS GOING TO STOP CHANGING MY ACC THEME THIS SHIT IS SO DIFFICULT

I never post about anyones birthday but JAEHYUN 😻😻😻😻

HAPPY JAEDAY WHORES