Ima Just Leave This Here.

Ima just leave this here.

With no absolute context

Enjoy

come on gay boy finish the sentence

My adhd: time to join a new fandom centuries later beeyotch

Me: what

YES 👏 Whenever there is a giant wall of text and incorrect grammar I cannot read the story. It doesn't really matter if the subject of the story interests me anymore as long as I dont even know what is going on anymore lmao.

This applies to any fandom, and so fanfic writers listen up:

Please, put paragraphs separate. You don't have to be the best speller in the world, but try to at least make the paragraphs smaller...

Anybody else disappointed that so many sam & max fanfictions have bad grammar making them hard to read

Because i have ADHD and i am BEGGING y'all to please at least start a new paragraph every time someone starts talking. Your fics are so enticing but i can't read giant walls of text

I can't handle having social media,,, suddenly I become super active in one and abandon the others,,, anyways have sammymacks stim art

Pt 2: ch 2 edition

Berdly would straight up get chicken nuggets for himself bro he aint getting none of that burger shiz.

Noelle would cautiously eat it making sure no ketchup or mayo falls out so she ends up being the slowest eater. Except when she's around kris man they have known her since they were practically fetuses bro she'd be eating it normally knowing kris wouldn't give any craps.

Queen would have it served in a little platter and just... Acid. A cup of freshly served acid on the side. Oh and the burger has a banana too because uh hello? Potassium???

Spamton would slap a price tag on it and sell the burger but when you buy it surprise bitch it has pipis.

Swatch would just.. No. No way in hell is he being caught eating a burger. No way. Fancy ass here is eating his own special macaroons. Yeah, he's selling 'em too, but like, it actually heals you a lot of hp.

Also uh spade king exist ig. He uh.. Doesn't chew. He just... Swallows it whole. Ew.

Rouxls kaard is the type of guy to eat a hamburger with a fork and a knife meanwhile Kris would take the hamburger apart and eat each part of it separately to annoy people and Susie would shove the entire burger in her mouth and choke on it yet somehow swallow it down. Lancer would try to copy Susie but actually choke on it. Jevil would rearrange the burger to become a "beese churger" and eat the burger upside down. Seam would eat half of it and safe the rest for later. Ralsei would eat the burger like a normal person unlike all of these weirdos.

Thanks for explaining :D I was just curious about it all and I understand it a bit more now :)

Hi! Its me again :D what are some annoying reaccurences (questions people ask or comments) due to the differences between the Sam and Max from the games/shows/comics vs how you two are?

Honestly, it isn't too far off really. Think of it this way. In reality shows, everybody still acts a bit more cartoonish or fake for the cameras right? It's not like they're lying or particularly faking, but it's an exaggeration of who they are. In a similar sense, that's kind of how those portrayals are. If you want the down-to-earth stuff? I can tell you that. Max is still a wild card but he doesn't always have those bursts of energy you always see. Surprised as you might be he does get tired and exhausted. He does still have what I would consider violent tendencies, but mostly as intrusive thoughts or talking jokingly about it. By no means is he a coward though, he just likes provoking people he doesn't like, I think. He seems like a guy that doesn't care and maybe even mean at times, but I assure you it's all in good fun. He's actually caring, he just hates being perceived that way. Thinks it's too soft or something. I've never been good at describing myself, but I still have what you'd consider a logical mind. I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm always putting pieces together. Less for cases now and more for general fun. I don't like physical puzzles though. The pieces infuriate me. I do in fact talk very flat, I'm told. I'd say I'm much more of an introvert, but I do enjoy talking perhaps non-stop to the people I like. I still have my sarcastic and dry as a Sahara Dessert jokes. I still use non-sequiturs or what you all charmingly call "Samisms", but they're not as absurd as those that get used in the series. Though I admit they're real funny, I wish I did have those tucked away to throw around.