Then One Day...

then one day...

logan, angry: pass me the aux cord

patton, oblivious: sure logie!

virgil, scrambling from the couch: NO!

patton: *hands to logan*

virgil: *yanks it out* pAtToN hE cOuLdVe VaPoRiZeD uS

Patton: he wouldn’t have done that kiddo!

logan: Yes i would have. I was going to *walks out of room

Logan: did you know that there's a sound that can boil water?

Virgil: ...hey guys don't hand Logan the aux cord when he's angry or we might all get instantly vaporized

you know what.... this may come in handy

How to finish that last minute assignment

Sad Logan Sanders

In all honesty Logan’s probably going to snap soon. I commented this and I’m copy and pasting it: “Nobody gonna comment about how ignored and sad Logan was in this video? Like seriously, he just left without warning and they told him not to do that in moving on part 2 but they didn’t even notice!”

The rest of this is not copied and pasted: If you put on the captions for when Thomas call Logan “cool” it says “disbelieving noise.”

Then he got called the least favorite character and he gets called names and the only time the sides really listened to him was when Remus was in the episode and that was for their benefit.

And they kept him out of the courtroom scene and when Thomas started to sound like Logan a little Roman told Thomas not to talk like Logan because he wasn’t there and that they should act like it. He also talked over Logan when he tried to help out. Roman literally CUT LOGAN OFF THE SCREEN!

Patton just tries to get him to shut up. It’s not as noticeable but even he pushes him away. And he uses infinitesimal jokes all the time, no matter how much Logan hates it. HE EVEN SKIPPED LOGAN! AT LEAST WHEN ROMAN DID IT HE READ SOME OF HIS FACTS OUT LOUD BUT PATTON... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Virgil wants him to shut up too. He’s the one who called Logan the least favourite character and Patton and Roman laughed. He wanted to RESTRICT HIS BREATHING!

Dee (I refuse to use Janus because I love Dee and his real name won’t change me using the nickname) was the one to include Logan in the courtroom scene and has impersonated Logan more than the others because I think it’s easier for him in because he only has to talk when asked to which now isn’t very often anymore he also didn’t have to do anything to impersonate Logan. He said he did nothing to him when they yelled what did you do to Logan (if you tell me he was lying I will just mention this- his voice changes when he lies but his voice remained the same when he said that)

Remus was only listening to Logan and nobody else but for some reason the others don’t listen to Logan even after that. Unless it helps them. When it doesn’t help them... “Logan, shut up!”

I truly am sorry for this rant/vent but it’s true. Now please don’t steal this rant. I’m writing this at 4 30 am and I’m proud of it 

Logan Angst One shot

Characters: Logan, Remus, Virgil, Patton and Roman

TW: nothing i can think of

Hurt/No comfort

tell me if I need to add anything

After the most recent video, Logan goes to his room. He doesn’t feel sad or angry. He just feels numb. He doesn’t know what to do. Scream? Cry? Both? He just sits down and starts working. It’s 5 pm when he starts to work. Somehow, he’s still working at midnight, not feeling the least bit tired. Morning comes around, he’s still working. Noon comes around, he’s still working. He’s not hungry, tired, or stressed. He just keeps working.

Then, Remus barges in. He doesn’t care for boundaries. “Hey, Nerdy Wolverine!”

Logan doesn’t respond...

“Nerdy wolverine?”

Logan sighs, “I’m working, Remus!”

“But you were working last night! You skipped our experiments!” Remus whined.

“I know, Remus! I love our science experiments, but I need to get this done!”

“Have one of the others do it!”

“They never do!” Logan rested his head on his hand.

“But I wanna have fun!”

Logan was getting angry. “Ree... I have to finish this!”

“Logie~!” Remus whined, “I can’t have fun with Jan anymore! He left! And orange doesn’t like me! You’re the only one who plays with me!”

Logan snapped. “Remus Creativity Sanders!” I am working and I cannot do anything that’s fun! I have to finish and distractions are not allowed!”

Remus stared at him. Logan slapped a hand on his mouth when he realised what he said. “R-Rem-”

“No.” Remus sounded close to crying. “I’ll just go see if Roman wants to fight the dragon witch...” Remus walked out the door, shutting it behind him.

As soon as the door shut, Logan broke down. A few minutes later, he stood up. I have work to do. I can’t do anything until it’s done.

Logan start to work, not stopping again. About ten minutes later, Patton and Virgil started pounding on the door. Logan opened the door, reluctantly. “What?” As soon as the word left his mouth, the both started screaming at him.

Logan just closed the door in their faces. He was done taking their crap. Why should he take their crap? Its not like they helped him with the amount of work he had. He worked 24/7 and nobody cared.

About a month later, Logan was constantly working to no end. Nobody even checked on him. He hadn’t left his room at all. He didn’t leave for food, water or anything.

When Logan finished his work, he left his room. Everyone ignored him. Logan went back to his room shut the door and collapsed to the floor, sobbing. When he stopped sobbing, he was done. He kept the door closed and never left. He even made the door disappear. Nobody could get in or even talk to him. He only appeared for the videos, then disappeared. They couldn’t follow him though.

Im sorry for the stupid ending.

Patton: I'm super nice!

Logan uses one word wrong

Patton: I'm never gonna let you live that down

Patton: Dont hurt people

Also Patton: hurts everyone except Virgil

Me: Morality. You. Are. A. Hypocrite.

Patton when someone argues with Virgil: LEAVE HIM ALONE

Patton when Roman and Logan are fighting: *ignores or acts scared*

Patton when Roman/Logan argues with the dark sides: Kiddo listen to them, they're right

Patton when Roman/Logan agrees with the dark sides: so you don't love me?

hi uhh could i ask why patton sucks in canon? very sorry if this is rude! i personally hate patton for personal reasons and then realized that i'm not sure what he's done wrong in canon! you don't have to answer this by the way!

I too hate patton for personal reasons but also he's kinda a dick in canon

1. Exposing Logan's name without any known consent considering how we can get the since that names are given after trust (headcanons about Logan not knowing things until thomas knows is funny but my point stand at this point Logan may not even be his real name)

2. He does a lot of guilttripping if you know how to spot it (see: SvS "Roman i thought you fought for honor-" stfu patton, he's literally Thomas' hopes and dreams and passion and ego he wants do his damn job LET HIM DO- sorry)

3. He seems to kinda push the others to the side when it comes to Virgil? There's trying to make people feel comfortable and then there is favoritism which is like "No you can't call him (harmless) names but he can insult you all he wants"

4. He's kinda fucked up in my books for wanting to give Virgil a chance but when it comes to the other 'dark sides' he's just so stubborn about not giving them one

5. He needs to leave Logan alone really. Let the man speak, don't prod at his failures, don't try to make it seem like he's just a silly billy under his seriousness. Sir please you go all out of your way to make the angst ferret feel comfortable but you're not letting the others that were your friends(?) Before him comfortable I will *screams*

6. Tryna guilt trip thomas in SvSR

7. If you don't do what I want I'll kill your friends Lee and Mary Lee (SvSR, I get your stressed out because everything you know it's being pulled into question but daaamn)

8. He took over Roman's Song and Roman felt like he had to ask to take part of his own goddamn song I will lose it on this very night-

I would also look through the patton critical tags

poor logan! I love him! he deserves better! and when he said "im just here to deliver one last fact then i will do you all a favour and spare you my company", it sounded a bit final. which worries me. he deserves more than what the other sides give him. some examples:

the video about him helping thomas? overtaken.

complimented once? he had to get hurt severely by remus.

called cool? logan doesnt believe i AND it never happens again.

wants to be included? leave him out of courtroom scene.

wants to show feelings? ends up hitting roman.

tries to participate? gets his ideas shot down

makes one mistake? never let him live it down

others get to reveal their name? NOT LOGAN PATTON DOES IT FOR HIM-

need i go on?

I am SOOOOOOOOO sorry for this. its just a few facts i noticed that you can use if you want! But please tag me!