Omg An Akuma Shows Up To The School Pretending To Be Ladybug And Adrien Is Smitten And Marinette Is A)

Omg an akuma shows up to the school pretending to be Ladybug and Adrien is smitten and Marinette is a) Jealous b) of herself?? c) desperately trying to prove that isn’t the real ladybug without outing herself. Maybe Adrien almost tells the fake ladybug he’s Chat? Bonus points if Adrien knows his buggaboo well enough to figure out that’s not her, and he tells his friends and Marinette’s like “you’re right, but also how?”

Inspired by this by @asdfjiggle

Re-blogging so I never lose this post.

Exactly how drunk was Yuuri?

AT LEAST SIXTEEN GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE 

THAT

IS A FUCK TON OF CHAMPAGNE 

The average bottle of champagne has about 7 glasses worth in it, which means that our boy Yuuri drank at least two full 750 ml bottles of champagne (x). Assuming he drank at least 1500 ml of champagne (12.2% alcohol volume), also assuming he is around 150 lbs, and that he was drinking for about 4 hours, his blood alcohol content percentage would come out to be .25%. (x)

.25%

If you don’t know what this number means, this zone of blood alcohol content is described:

“Drinkers are disoriented, confused, dizzy, and have exaggerated emotional states. Vision is disturbed, as is perception of color, form, motion, and dimensions.Drinkers have increased pain threshold and lack of muscular coordination. Drinkers stagger or lose the ability to walk and have slurred speech. Apathy and lethargy are typical.” (x)

And this is for the .18-.25% zone, which means I’m being conservative with my assumptions about his alcohol intake. Which means he should’ve been at least at the level of drunk stated above. 

So the real question is:

How in the hell was he able to not only participate but likely win two dance-offs in that kind of state?

TL:DR yuuri is a motherfucking monster

Same.

i say ‘fight me’ a lot for somebody who is horrifyingly unfit and spends all their time crying about various fictional characters

Because it’s the holidays and everyone needs this in their lives. Just sayin’.

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