The Curtains Were Blue Because Everything In The Room Was Carefully Colour Coordinated, Reinforcing The

The curtains were blue because everything in the room was carefully colour coordinated, reinforcing the character’s stylish and controlled characterisation. The curtains were blue because everything in the room was a different colour, reinforcing the character’s eclectic and globe-trotting personality. The curtains were blue because the character is elsewhere established to hate the colour blue, subtextually implying that their deceased spouse was responsible for that decoration choice.

The curtains were blue because throughout their filmography the director consistently uses cool tones to mark moments of distance between characters. The curtains were blue to tie the events in that room into the broader oceanic motif of this particular novel. The curtains were blue because the assonance evoked a contrast with the following stanza of the poem.

Even the curtains looked expensive: floor to ceiling velvet drapes, in a flawless royal blue. She tucked the saucer up on the windowsill and tied back faded blue curtains with a loop of string. The narrow blinds were the same navy blue as the pinstripe suit of the man who served eviction notice that sent them to this office.

The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of comfort in that place. The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of grief in that place.

The curtains were blue as an allusion to the contemporary joke about literary criticism, an extension of the author’s autocritical approach that will be further discussed in section seven.

The curtains were red, as a pun on;

The curtains were read.

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*accidentally/unknowingly uses conqueror’s haki and immediately passes out ass up*

this is actually so funny

Mon3 + Law, Kid, Shanks

“My pussy is throbbing.”

Luffy- “What? Are you okay?” Is genuinely confused. Why are you throbbing? Is it a sudden diseases that chopper needs to help you with?

Zoro- “????” Just exactly WHY did you have to announce it to the world. He knows he looks good but can’t you just not say shit like that? Insane woman, you might just get fucked on the spot if you continue speaking your thoughts.

Sanji- Stunned. He’s always the one to speak out filthy words but now that someone else did it, especially a woman that was directing that sentence to him? He was speechless.

Law- “I literally can not explain just how much I did not want to hear that right here, right now.” He’s just astonished on why you said that shit out loud? He was so goddamn flustered that he couldn’t even look at your face for the rest of the day.

Eustass- “And what do you want me to do about it?” He does not give two shits, you can throb until you break apart in front of him. His conversation with killer was more important than your throbbing pussy.

Shanks- “I’m glad to be the reason it throbbed.” Like seriously. He was proud of himself for being that attractive that your pussy throbbed for him. He’d ask if you want him to take care of your little problem.

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