I'm A Cryptid In Stardew Valley. I Live On The Outskirts Of Town. I Disappear For Days On End, Purchasing

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

"Greens did this" and "Blacks did that." Shut up this is feudalism; everyone sucks. You don't side with who's the most moral, you side with who you think is the hottest. GOD, I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD THIS.

He looked gorgeous to me I want his gender so badly ..

saw dune 2 last night. most of it was very ponderous. the guy playing feyd rautha though? that guy was having a blast. unbearably horny the entire time. that last knife fight might as well have been a sex scene. i think he was in a different genre than everyone else.

Spider, what are you WEARING??? 😭😭⁣⁣

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Fr though, that pic of him on the beach embodies the fandom’s reaction to the movies’ delay⁣⁣

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AHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!

Navi spider my baby!! Number 2 is just tragic and number 3 is the one and only spider we all know and love!! My favourite wild forest child!🩵

the three horsemen of the spider fanonverse

spider got everything he's ever wanted

oh no, everything went wrong :(

spider discovered what hairbrushes are

have your food you fiends