Made This Because This Is Exactly What I Wish I Could Do To Spider (He Would Bite Me If I Tried)

Made this because this is exactly what I wish I could do to spider (He would bite me if I tried)

I think Paul Maud'dib Usul Atreides, son of Leto Atreides, Duke of Arrakis, Emperor of the Known Universe, Lisan Al Gaib, The Voice from the Outer World, Mahdi, The Kwisatz Haderach, might be trying to give Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, a run for her money in the competition of which character can have the longest list of names and titles in a fictional piece of media.

If Spider Socorro has a hundred defenders, I’m one of them.

If Spider Socorro has one defender, it’s me.

If Spider Socorro has no defender, I’m dead.

"Greens did this" and "Blacks did that." Shut up this is feudalism; everyone sucks. You don't side with who's the most moral, you side with who you think is the hottest. GOD, I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD THIS.

saw dune 2 last night. most of it was very ponderous. the guy playing feyd rautha though? that guy was having a blast. unbearably horny the entire time. that last knife fight might as well have been a sex scene. i think he was in a different genre than everyone else.

He looked gorgeous to me I want his gender so badly ..