Saving This For Later

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The Ex-Boyfriends!

Collect Them All!

Atticus:

Beautiful Eyes

Great Sense of Humor!

Belonged to a weird cult and would always talk about his weird cult and eventually you realized he wasn't your boyfriend at all he was just trying to get you to join his weird cult

Radford:

Aspiring Musician!

Forgot your Birthday! :(

Was secretly several dozen weasels in a human disguise

Rick:

Unemployed!

Slept on an air mattress

Claimed he wasn't the rat king, but then one night you followed him into the sewers and he sat down on a makeshift throne and a bunch of rats surrounded him and he definitely said "i am the rat king"

Kevin:

Never paid for you

Feared commitment

Said his favorite movie was "the god father" but it was actually "ice age 3: dawn of the dinosaurs"

im sosos fucking tired

its like.. 1AM rn and i was planning on doing a waterfall card n shit like that but theres this fly in my room and its driving me insane lol

ignoree the hands and the shitty writing 😭

allso there was this little guy i found when i opened my book

i dunno what kind of bug he is but he kinda disappeared lol

i completely forgot about my sketchbook but like...

look at this shit

theres no spine 😕😕

weird as fuck

but heres the cover thingy

(i traced the image cause i was too lazy to actually draw, and it was a long time ago)

thank you ver much

im so soso happy fr!!! ^_^

bet

i’m going to change the names but, here you go;

Luca set down the pregnancy test, letting it rest on the edge of the sink. Impatiently, he tapped his foot against the tiled floor as he awaited the results. “C’mon..” He mumbled with bated breath as the at-home test took painfully long to show results. “Hurry up..!” Slowly but surely, the second line formed and a positive pregnancy test now rested on the sink.

~ ~ ~

Jonathan, Luca’s long-time boyfriend and the father of his child, was sprawled out on their bed. Absolutely drenching their once dry pillows in drool while Luca stood next to the bed and simply watched. Not in a creepy, watching someone sleep way, rather, he was trying to gather the courage to actually, wake Jonathan up. Finally, with a shaky hand, he placed it on Jonathan’s shoulder. “Jonathan-“ He gently shook Jonathan’s body. “-Wake up.”

“Nnngh-” Jonathan sleepily swatted away Luca’s hand before he rolled over, now facing away from the figure trying to wake him up. “Go awayy..”

“Jonathan, this is important!”

“Just-tell me later,” Jonathan huffed in frustration. What was so important this early in the morning??

“Jonathan!”

“Ughh, fiiine.“ Jonathan groaned in frustration as he sat up and began to rub exhaustion from his eyes. “I’m up. Now, what did you want?”

Luca sighed heavily. Here comes the hard part.. “I’m Pregnant.” He blurted out before his anxiety could overpower him.

Dumbfounded, Jonathan just, sat there for a moment. The words ‘I’m pregnant’ echoed around his head for a while, slowly becoming more and more real. “You’re serious?” Johnathan began slowly. “You’re not just fucking with me?”

“No..” Luca whispered almost inaudibly.

“Oh my gosh, this is- amazing,” Jonathan finally said after a moment of silence, “We-We’re going to be fathers! Luca!” He smiled brightly over at his lover. “Gosh, what should we name it?”

“Oh, I don’t know..” Luca laughed softly as he sat down on the edge of their bed. “Maybe..” He tapped a mindless rhythm against the bedsheets as he thought up some ideas.

“Oh! Maybe something like Nathenial,” Jonathan suggested. “Or.. Superfly.”

“Are-are those both male, or-?”

“Both.”

“Maybe we’ll leave the naming to me.”

(both of those names were suggested by ‘jonathan’, also ‘jonathan’ told me he DOES in fact drool in his sleep, so, canon compliant mpreg /silly)

OKAY, SECOND FIC! (vomit warning)

Knelt down over the toilet, Luca hacked up a mix of what was left of last night’s dinner and stomach acid. “Ughh..” He groaned in discomfort once the puking finally ceased. Luca slowly stood up with shaky legs, holding onto the edge of the sink to keep steady as he reached over to flush. As the contents of his stomach washed down the drain, Luca looked at himself in the mirror with furrowed brows. He looked so tired. Not just physically tired but emotionally too.. Gods he needed a coffee. “Jonathan?” He glanced towards the bathroom door as he called out for his boyfriend.

….

No response. Okay, odd. Luca could’ve *sworn* Jonathan wasn’t in bed when he woke up, so surely he was awake. With a frustrated sigh, Luca stumbled out of the bathroom and into the living room of their shitty apartment. “Jonathan?” He repeated.

…

Silence, again.

Luca’s eyes narrowed in confusion as he reached towards the pocket of his pajama pants and pulled out his phone. 7:32 AM. Jonathan didn’t leave for work that early, so.. where was he? Did he not come home from the store last night? Oh gosh, was Jonathan in danger? Could he have gotten attacked??

With his mind spiraling to more and more paranoia, Luca punched in his passcode (his and Jonathan’s anniversary) and opened up his and Jonathan’s texts. No unread messages from him, the last few texts all things from last night before James went to bed.

The conversation began with Jonathan texting Luca a simple, “im gonna pick up some milk from the store b4 i come home”. Nothing suspicious. Luca was lying in bed when he got the text, scrolling through listings for cheap apartments that could potentially hold their soon-to-be-born-child. He, of course, didn’t think anything of his loving boyfriend sending a text about picking up milk and naturally responded with a simple; “ok <3”. But now, looking back at the texts, Luca was starting to get a tad suspicious. Didn’t he go out and get groceries a few days ago? How would two people use an entire gallon of milk in four days? Luca’s cravings weren’t that bad! He tossed his phone onto the couch before walking over to the kitchen. Practically throwing the door open to see.. Milk. A barely used bottle of milk. So, where the fuck did Jonathan go?

@facelessthefreak

tumblr adds are something else entirely

(im probably gonna draw the first shirt fr)

HOLY SHIY!!!

I FOUND AN OLD CANDYBATS MINI COMIC I MADE ABOUT A YEAR AGO WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR EXTRA PAPER!!!

should i redraw it chat????