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Yes and nothing can interfere us👌🏻

i want to dig my fingers into your hips and peg you until you're a whiny, shaky mess. i want to see you clawing at the sheets begging me to let you cum as i ram deep into you. i want to fuck you until your mind goes blank and all you can focus on is feeling every inch of me as you bounce on my cock. wouldn't you like that, baby?

SUP FUCKERS IM BACK

edit: while making this post an ice cream truck drove by my house for the fourth time in three days after not being anywhere near my neighborhood in 6+ years

also i forgot to mention i’m also learning megalovania on bass because i CAN

i’m sitting on the floor in my basement watching jacksepticeye play kindergarten, writing obey me fanfiction, listening to music about overthrowing the government, playing animal crossing, and eating a burger and fries

the vibes today are IMMACULATE

i’m sitting on the floor in my basement watching jacksepticeye play kindergarten, writing obey me fanfiction, listening to music about overthrowing the government, playing animal crossing, and eating a burger and fries

the vibes today are IMMACULATE

WHY AM I SO ATTACHED TO LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN OBEY ME LIKE I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR BEELZEBUB ITS NOT FUNNY😭😭

ok this started as a “i’m a kpop stan that doesn’t want to call all their biases daddy i know it’s shocking we exist” kind of blog but i think this is really just an extension of my main @whats-up-im-bored but with more horny rambling and even less of a filter than before (as if i had one to begin with) and i’m so sorry to anyone who sees this cuz it’s just memes with a hint of sexual frustration (ok maybe more than a hint but you get the point)

yes i’m reblogging my own post don’t come for me but my friend got me into this game and now i like it way more than i should so if i’m gonna rant in all caps about this game at 2:27 in the morning then i’ll at least share it with like two random people on the internet because i’m funnier when i’m sleep deprived and too batshit crazy to actually think about what i’m posting

WELL SATISFACTION BROUGHT IT BACK BITCH SO YOU CAN KISS MY STUBBORN PETTY ASS WHILE I GO AND DO EVERYTHING YOUVE TOLD ME NOT TO

people always be like “oh if you stop texting when you see someone else typing then you’re a bottom lol” like nah bro i just got anxiety

just saying... taemin’s voice slowed down hits DIFFERENT

guess who’s back bitches

he’s so cute… am anger

[meltin’ fancam] yes i am literally melting

meirl

i love u so much u funky lil dancer boi

funkiest littlest dancer

hoseok in the ON mv

I👏LOVE👏LEE👏TAEYONG👏

sleepy? yes

craving attention? undoubtedly

Boy: *lifts up his shirt too when he’s taking off his hoodie*

Me:

breaking news!!! there is now one (1) more woman i would let top me and her name is Jane Rizzoli

there are two (2) women i would let top me and their names are Jessi and Hyuna

You know what would be SEXY????? If I could write again!!!!!!

god why am i SO horny