An Actual Exchange I Just Witnessed:

An actual exchange I just witnessed:

Friend 1, completely seriously: what even is an organ?

Friend 2, without missing a beat: the thing in your body that makes it go vroom.

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

Sorry antoni

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint

IT’S WEED DAY 4/20 YALL

What a great day to remember that criminalizing and arresting people for smoking marijuana is cruel and unjust