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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

I think one of my favorite tropes is when a random dude gets access to a really powerful item or ability, and they use it for stupid shit. Like I won't even be anything evil either, just pranks and practice jokes.

Like oh I've just received the orb of ultimate hypnosis, now I can convince the entire city of LA that the sky is actually green, just LA too. And then proceeded to do nothing with the orb.

Hey, op, I did not need to see this the second i got on Tumblr today, but thanks this is horrifying/pos

In the same vibe as Percy choking Akhlys, may I suggest :

Nico causing wounds to necrotize. Even from a small scratch on your finger, it spreads so fast your only hope is an amputation asap.

Jason holding the air still in your lungs. You're not dying because you don't have air, but because you can't get it out and are literally choking.

Hazel controlling stones in jewelries. Imagine getting chocked by your necklace, your finger being sectioned by your ring, being handcuffed by your bracelets, your head being crushed between your earrings...

Thalia manipulating the electricity in your body. Causing your nervous system to move in certain ways, or just shutting down your brain activity.

The big 3 are terrifying, and I wish we would've seen them (others than Percy) being more op. Cmon Rick, show us reasons the gods are afraid of them !

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

I know the realistic answer is "I'm carrying for someone else" but I like these answers better

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

Fuck yeah they gave it a mech

> The college I attended was small and very LGBT friendly. One day someone came to visit and used the word “gay” as a pejorative, as was common in the early 2000s. A current student looked at the visitor and flatly said, “we don’t do that here.” The guest started getting defensive and explaining that they weren’t homophobic and didn’t mean anything by it. The student replied, “I’m sure that’s true, but all you need to know is we don’t do that here.” The interaction ended at that point, and everyone moved on to different topics. “We don’t do that here” was a polite but firm way to educate the newcomer about our culture. […]

> It turns out talking about diversity, inclusion, and even just basic civil behavior can be controversial in technical spaces. I don’t think it should be, but I don’t get to make the rules. When I’m able I’d much rather spend the time to educate someone about diversity and inclusion issues and see if I can change how they see the world a bit. But I don’t always have the time and energy to do that. And sometimes, even if I did have the time, the person involved doesn’t want to be educated.

> This is when I pull out “we don’t do that here.” It is a conversation ender. If you are the newcomer and someone who has been around a long time says “we don’t do that here”, it is hard to argue. This sentence doesn’t push my morality on anyone. If they want to do whatever it is elsewhere, I’m not telling them not to. I’m just cluing them into the local culture and values. If I deliver this sentence well it carries no more emotional weight than saying, “in Japan, people drive on the left.” “We don’t do that here” should be a statement of fact and nothing more. It clearly and concisely sets a boundary, and also makes it easy to disengage with any possible rebuttals.

> Me: “You are standing in that person’s personal space. We don’t do that here.” > Them: “But I was trying to be nice.” > Me: “Awesome, but we don’t stand so close to people here.”

> Them: Tells an off-color joke. > Me: “We don’t do that here.” > Them: “But I was trying to be funny.” > Me (shrugging): “That isn’t relevant. We don’t do that here.”

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

dumbass doodle from my sketchbook that was probably funnier in my sleep-deprived head

As someone who has been to both cities, can confirm, both of these stances are correct.

meow meow meow

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

Georgia banned LGBT rights.

Georgian lawmakers approved the third and final reading of a law on "family values and the protection of minors” and Leaders of the governing Georgian Dream party say it is needed to safeguard “traditional moral standards”

What does the bill do?

The bill that passed bans same-sex marriages, adoptions by same-sex couples, and gender affirming care. It also outlaws pride events, lgbt books, movies, and pride flags.

They took away LGBT rights!

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

Y'all forgetting the OG

My local mall has a store that's just permanently reserved for them, I don't think I've ever seen anything else use it in my entire life.

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

I- I have been informed that I am apparently *the* Halfa Tim Drake AU person?!

When did that happen? The Rebirth of Tim Drake doesn’t have that much traction, does it? Like it’s not that well known-

I made the mistake. Of looking at the analytics for my fics. While writing this post. Rebirth dwarfs my next most popular fic by 10,000 hits. And has like double the kudos too.

I should’ve known something was up when Rebirth got put into, like, 4 different DPxDC fic rec lists posts.

Thanks y’all for enjoying Rebirth, I guess?!?!

I don’t know how I got here.

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper