Designed A Michael Ref. :3 Jeremy Took All The Rizz

designed a michael ref. :3 jeremy took all the rizz

Someone with more motivation than me make a meme about how Acau's introduction was Quackity gently holding his hand and guiding him through the server as people came up one by one and to give awkward and cute introductions vs the French and Brasilians' first day where they were locked in a cage while everyone else on the server was screaming at them trying to solve a puzzle to get them out of the cage

people complaining that any critique of a thing they like ruins it for them is such a skill issue. personally i can spend 10 hours a day critiquing the things i like and still enjoy them passionately and wholeheartedly

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Just came up with a programming language lol.

It’s object oriented (I think. I’ve never done this before), and supports a lot of features that lisp has, including

I call it RunOn, because

The Syntax kinda looks like actual sentences, and

because the period character terminates the whole program.

Now you have Syntax that kinda reads like a run-on sentence:

*define the class DOG as being an instance of a MAMMAL with an attribute called fur_type*

ASSUME (A DOG) IS (A MAMMAL WITH (A SLOT NAMED fur_type INITIALLY “brown”);

*create an instance of a DOG named Fido.*

ASSUME fido IS (A DOG);

*Fido has Spotted fur now.*

SET (THE VALUE OF (THE SLOT OF fido NAMED fur_type)) TO “spotted”;

*pretty-print the object tied to the name fido to STDOUT (me).*

DESCRIBE (THE DOG NAMED fido) TO me.

* ——> “fido is a ‘dog’ with ‘spotted’ fur_type.”*

Also, each keyword (purple, blue, and green) takes only one argument, but expects a certain number of other keywords whose definitions change based on the context of the operators before it as well as the values given to those keywords. I did this for a couple of reasons:

Because it does a good enough job at forcing an English-like syntax,

It allows for methods specializing on all kinds of aspects of the data to be implemented, but more importantly

Because if I didn’t give myself that kind of restriction, I would’ve ended up having reinvented lisp for the third fucking time.

I have no idea how to make this thing a reality, so if someone out there knows how to make esolangs and wants to give this a shot, hit me up and I’ll send the documentation I have so far.

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