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sometimes babygirl is a 10ft tall blue alien man

twin peaks // american psycho, bret easton ellis

i dont know about u but this screams markwardo to me

Patrick Bateman looking through Paul Allen’s computer and seeing that in The Sims 3 Paul has made the two of them into Sims who live together in a fancy house and are married and have three dogs

Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style

the problem with loving tsn is that it's almost impossible to get other people to get into it. like okay yeah it's about mark zuckerberg but not REALLY. above all else it's a tragic story of love and betrayal but you're not going to know that if you keep laughing at me

I need people to stop reminding me that Mark Zuckerberg is a real person and not a fictional character played by Jesse Eisenberg who was in a doomed romantically charged friendship with his best friend and soulmate Eduardo Saverin, another totally fictional character played by Andrew Garfield in the very fictional not at all based on reality movie The Social Network. They are NOT real to me. The real Zuck can zuck on it.

I wonder how mark zuckerberg feels about the fact that he revolutionized social media and the general internet landscape, thereby opening the door for people to come online years later and say that the movie about him and his college best friend is totally gay

everyone can relate to naruto because everyone loves sasuke. it's that simple

i can’t take the pressures of society anymore I’m going to join akatsuki

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

sending in an ask and triple double checking to make sure i didnt make a typo or accidently attach an image or even copy and paste my birthdate and phone number and my real life location right now

boruto is a character assassination

naruto wanted to end the shinobi world. he wanted people to stop dying meaningless deaths as mere tools (haku fight). he wanted to end the cycle of grief and revenge that drove so many of the conflicts he experienced (sasuke, pein). while he loved those around him, he became aware that children should not be training to fight from the moment they can walk - the future naruto dreamed of was so, so different from how he grew up.

in his journey to bring sasuke back, he learned so much about the circumstances that create this cycle of suffering and hatred. “we could so easily be in each other’s shoes”. he dreamed of ways to end it. he promised this to pein. he never, ever wanted anyone to go through what he and sasuke went through. ever again.

and yet, in boruto, basically nothing has changed. children still go on dangerous, life-threatening missions. they still start training as shinobi as soon as they can grasp a kunai. naruto works hard, but to what end? what is he changing? i mean, all of the work he did ending the akatsuki, the corruption in konoha, the war, etc, certainly set the future up for more peace, but beyond that… the system hasn’t changed. we watched naruto persist, absolutely REFUSE to give up, until he had saved sasuke. are we to believe that he suddenly would lose all of his resolve, and let the system continue to endanger children, and perpetuate a warlike culture?

the end of shippuden is literally naruto acknowledging that sasuke was right. in the end, they agree. but the writers of boruto just want us to forget about all of that so they can have their happy little sequel, which seems more like hinata’s infinite tsukuyomi dream.

*whispers into my coffee cup* help me

Kakashi is literally transgender. It's canon. Trust me.

idk guys have u ever asked one of ur friends to explain what friendship means to them? sasuke was just straight up asking naruto 'what are we'

is there a job that will let me think about naruto 24/7 cuz I already do that and I should get compensated for it

date idea: we blow each other’s arms off and you accept my overwhelming love for you

Hades and Persephone core

Defending Sasuke on the internet isn't enough, I need to become Naruto Uzumaki

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

naruto (the manga) is actually a shakespearean coded tragedy. the problem is that sasuke is in a hamlet-like plot with his spiraling path to get revenge. while naruto is in a romeo and juliet-like plot where everyone is against his relationship with his beloved so he wants them to die together because the world sucks and they can only be together in death