Gay Culture Is Telling Your Partner Thats Gay Every Time They Do Something Romantic And Cute

gay culture is telling your partner “that’s gay” every time they do something romantic and cute

How To Banish Negativity

Other Witches: *burns sage* *planned out spells* *intricate sigils*

Me: Begone, thot! YEET! *throws salt*

if you think you’d be interested pls message me privately!! we only have a harrison right now and we’re open to anyone willing to be any character!

you’ll have to answer questions and pretend to be whatever character you’re cosplaying for the panel, but it’ll be loads of fun!!!

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out  🎶 you better wATCH OUT  🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt  🎶

he fell asleep reading the ladyblog…..

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.