So, Uh, I Have A New Idea (inspired By The British GP) And I Need To Decide What Ship Would Fit.

So, uh, I have a new idea (inspired by the British GP) and I need to decide what ship would fit.

It's about animal-humans (so humans with animal tails and ears + omegaverse) and I can't decide for the love of my ideas what ship I'd want.

Top Max / anyone 👿

Sorry anon but you have the wrong person here. I'm only shipping bottom Max/Lewis or Charles or an OC, not him as a top.

If you want to read top Max, I can recommend @thetwelfthcrow | @thethirteenthcrow (aka Zhalia), they (edited) write good stories about top max too :)

Just saw that you're feeling a little down. So I'll try taking your head out of it for a minute.

I'm wondering do you have any other ideas for Toto/Christian (one where they are happy in it at least. Not like the cheating au 😅)

And if it's not too much, can you do a headcanon about Toto/Christian and 4433 please?

I hope this help with you feeling down 🤍

Thank you for asking, and I'm happy to report that your ask works! 🤗

Oh, Toto/Christian my beloved! And yes, I have ideas for their happiness, especially with baby Max!

Au where baby Max is diabetic!

Christian and Toto decided to take their five-year-old Maxy to the Austrian Grand Prix, since he's be able to have Mick and Michael (yes, he's not a coma) around him. They made sure to watch Max's blood sugar levels before they even thought of getting ready, packed snacks, drinks and insulin and watched as Max has a hard time deciding what stuffed friend he wants to take with him.

It's not only Toto's home race (curse his Austrian heighty ass) but also Red Bull's home race, so both teams are giddy with the aspect of a good and fun home race (and the fact that their little chaos named Max would finally be at a race track).

Max, dressed in rubber boots and a raincoat, stands in front of his mountain of fuzzy, furry and round stuffed friends, contemplating what friend has the privilege to come with him. "I don' wanna leave you alone," he pouts while carefully tugging on his shark plush.

Suddenly, he gets picked up and lifted high above the ground, Toto had snug into his room and smiles brightly. "My little Spatz learns how to fly, how wonderful that is!" Both laugh and giggle, their mood could be felt all over the hotel room and the rain couldn't ruin it for them.

"Toto, don't drop him," Christian walks in, dressed in his Red Bull stuff and carrying the "Max Deluxe Bag". "We need him for our strategy, Ferrari might be on our butts and we need our secret weapon."

"Momma!" Max squeals and stretches out his arms towards Christian, the stuffed friend still tightly held. "Papa make me fly! I am bigger than you!"

Yeah, Max is higher up than Christian is tall, but if your husband and wonderful father of the little miracle is around 20 centimetres taller than yourself, it is to no wonder. "Oh, are you? Then I guess you are too big for a tickle kiss. How bad," he sighs dramatically and turns around for effect, only hearing Toto's and Max's shocked gasps in response.

A short moment passes and hurried tiny footsteps rush towards him, small arms holding onto Christian's pants while Toto's arms sneak around his waist. "Not fair," both whine and Christian laughs, heart feeling warm and full of love.

Despite everything that had went wrong or complicated in their lives, Christian and Toto enjoy moments like these in large quantities and qualities, their little ball of energy never seizing to amaze them.

The only thing that breaks the moment is a high-pitched bark and a young dog running towards Max, tongue already all over the boy's face and the happiness in Christian expanding all over to Toto. Yeah, their life together is perfect right now, in their hotel room in Austria, with their sun and dog and their love for one another.

As for headcanons, I would say that Lewis and Max often times get caught making out or just being super toothrottingly cute in private/team intern. They get scolded but never stop, so whenever someone sees them, they'll just ignore them.

With Christian and Toto, it's the same though, just in team principle style (and, to everyone's horror, s lot kinkier). Max always jokes around that Lewis is the vanilla version of Toto while he is the vanilla version of Christian.

Another headcanon is that Max is actually viewed as Christian's and Toto's son, so Lewis was super worried at first when Max and he started dating (all those super protective dads all over the internet didn't help). It was a surprise for him when Toto sank onto his knees and thanked him for finally shutting up their son about how mich he loves him. Max terrorised Toto with his crushing on Lewis while Christian just loves every second of it 😂

The first time I have to agree with Helmut Marko - Sergio was too aggressive under wet conditions towards his own teammate, he could've caused unnecessary harm. And it was natural for Max to be just as aggressive to get his position back

Ohhhh, Red Bull go faster zoom zoom? 👀👀

Max has confirmed that Red Bull are bringing their upgrades to Hungary🥰

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