LRSSG PHYSICAL EXERCISES!!! And A Bit Of Trount, Hehe

LRSSG PHYSICAL EXERCISES!!! And a bit of Trount, hehe

My headcanons:

Trigger is unbeatable in every sport. The only guy that can out him is Wiseman, but he enjoys watching over his men more rather than participating in the games. Second is always Húxiān. Sometimes Count or Jaeger takes the third place

Wiseman, Lanza, Count, Jaeger, and Trigger like to take morning jogs, while Count and Húxiān prefer going to the gym

Count couldn't take his eyes off of Trigger... every single damn time

Húxiān likes to box and at times challenge Count for a duel (which Count always loses to)

Wiseman loves to reward those who work hard during their daily exercises, whether it's sports drinks or snacks

Count is the laziest when it comes to exercises

I find posts where the soulsborne protag is being silly/doing something silly funny like that little skrunko is eating cookies out of a 'no protags' cookie jar and then it could turn around and find a way to kill death incarnate and then pick flowers for an npc and frolic in either a field of grass or horribly brutalised corpses

I love pitting cruel bitches against each other