RAHH THE ART STYLE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL?? Like RAGGHHHH

RAHH THE ART STYLE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL?? Like RAGGHHHH

I’d give fell sans my credit card number and my social security information. Uh kinda first post so hello.

Keeping track of these guys

Could you reccomend some of ur fave undertale fanfics? Cheers and happy Valentine’s Day ✊😭

Sure I can! Beware I mostly read Reader inserts tho (and smutty ones at that), so that’s all you’re getting here XD These are all fics I can’t help but going back to now and again so I hope you guys enjoy them too and give their author’s a lot of love cause God knows they deserve it!

Now, in no particular order of preference:

1. Caffeine Fixation by Absent_Enigma

2. Bite Me! by MsMK

3. Fight Me! by MsMK

4. Judge, Jury and Executioner by LostImmortality

5. Reborn and Refined by Mercyisnotasignofweakness

6. Must Love Animals by smallpersiankitten

7. OsteoCitation by ShittyDinner

8. Panic Room by coco_finny

9. The Jumper and the Skeletons by LostImmortality

10. Bitty Hunt by Rnd_Injustice

11. These are our Days by Rehlia

12. The Skeletons and the NOT Pot Dealer by NihilismPastry

13. Bones, Picked Clean by lulu-writes (luluwrites)

14. Capitan Tantrum by SheeWolf85

15. A Puzzle Just For Me by neroli9

16. Aggre(g/v)ation by Llama_Goddess

17. Thunderstruck by MeAndMyGaster

18. The Human Soul on Fire by Alien_Ariel

19. You’re Broke? They Break Bones and Break Bank. by Trash_McTrash 

20. Serendipity by KalapenoPeppers

21. Cathatsis by Cupcake_Princess

22. Dirty Laundry by popatoshisp

23. Re-hate-tionship by MsMK

24. The House on Lane 66 by OolongTeacup

25. Early Bird Special by saltedpeppermintmocha

Im sad so have some transvoremers pred headcanons of how Nautica, Megatron, Knockout and Flamewar cheering up their prey.(bare in mind im still new to transformers so if these are inaccurate im very sorry you can speak to my agent about financial compensation/j)

Nautica: She has cheering her prey up down to a science, she knows exactly what is needed and just how to get your spirits up before and after noms. She’ll make sure youre ok with physical touch at the moment and hug you for as long as you need, rubbing your back all the while telling you exactly what you need to hear, until she finally, and carefully, places you in her maw, letting you go down at your own pace. Once youre in her stomach shes gonna caress, knead and rub at you as long as needed, even letting you sleep in there if that’ll help, all in all when youre sad yourw her main priority until youre not anymore.

Megatron: He’s a tad bit more to thr point about it, but not in a rude way. Taking it rather seriously, the person he cares about is upset and he makes it his job to get to the root of the problem, regardless of what the problem is. Hes not used to being this soft but he still tries to comfort yah in his own way, he cares deep down yah know(dont tell starscream)? He also gently places you in his mouth and sends you down at your own pace, but once you are down he doesn’t have much time to comfort you while youre in there, hes a busy guy lol, so he lets you chill out in there while he goes off to tend to whatever needs tending to, once he finds time though he makes it all for you so dont worry too much.

Knockout: knockout is a different case to be frank with you, he still understands that this is a serious situation but come on, its knockout, hes gonna be a teasing bastard about it in some way or another. I feel like him having a more care free attitude might actually be helpful here, he still recognizes that youre upset but that doesnt mean hes not gonna fluster you into feeling better. Oh and once he gets to tucking you away its over for you, youre gonna be redder then the surface of mars when he’s through with you. Hes gonna knead and and rub and caress the hell out of you, to the point that you’ll be so caught up in being flustered that you’ve forgotten what you were sad about, all according to hus plan of course ;3.

Flamewar: Flamewar is in a similar boat to Knockout in being a very different animal about comfort, unlike him however she doesn’t really know what she’s doing, shes used to dicking with people and being the lovable dink she is. That’s not to say she wont try though, she’s determined to try literally anything to get you feeling better, even if she accidentally makes it worse here and there. She’s probably stressed out thinking that what she’s doing isn’t helping even though it probably is, once she does start to notice a change she moves to what she knows works; eating you, this is also the part where she can have some fun. Like Knockout she’s gonna tease and fluster the hell out of yah on the way in, on the way down, and for the whole time youre in there, once you’re finally better she lets out a huge sigh of relief, her winging it worked, thank primus, now she can enjoy her favorite person in her belly knowing she helped yah feel better, everyone wins.

someone jsut said that harry potter would beat percy jackson in a rap battle.

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percy is new york, MANHATTAN born with NOO FILTER at all

harry potter fucking drinks tea and plays with wands

whats he going to rap about???? the scar???? the queen???????

FANCY BIRDMAN

@abz-j-harding i wore a tie to make a good first impression

MANS DENIED GODHOOD

someone jsut said that harry potter would beat percy jackson in a rap battle.

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percy is new york, MANHATTAN born with NOO FILTER at all

harry potter fucking drinks tea and plays with wands

whats he going to rap about???? the scar???? the queen???????