Not Happy With How Dry The Simon Henriksson X Reader Tag Is On Tumblr And AO3... Literally Read All Of

not happy with how dry the simon henriksson x reader tag is on tumblr and AO3... literally read all of the content there and I'm still not satisfied so I decided to take matters into my own hand. CRY OF FEAR FANS SEND IN REQUESTS!!!

hiiiiiii!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) could you do a simon cof x sweet, feminine reader headcannons? made my own headcannons to share with you because ily and i love this prompt(⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

♡ i imagine reader and simon would go out, hes wearing the same crusty ass grey hoodie while shes dressed up all cute and pretty >.<

♡ he reeks of nicotine while she smells like neapolitan marshmallows<3 hes obsessed with her scent. he literally loves using her bodycare/haircare products over his 3 in 1 men shampoo (if he even showers that is) because he'd smell more like her.

♡ she shares absolutely everything of her purchases. she'd do little mini hauls to Simon, showcasing her new pink ballerina flats, sugarbunnies plushie she had to fight a war for in mercari, too faced chocolate bar palette, cute japanese stationary, and a lot of new clothes. Simon loves it. he loves seeing her happy. (may even buy her things he thinks she would love if he didn't have a smoking addiction<3)

♡ she doesnt only share that though she also loves talking his ears off about anything and everything<3 at first he was annoyed with her constant talking but when he spoke of it, she stopped talking so much and he got guilty and missed her overtalking. he tried to bring her spark back in talking and it worked

♡ shes compassionate and kind, understanding his struggles (but not condoning his actions) and helping him to get better. (he really wants to be saved by her but feels that he just cannot.)

♡ he really doesn't get why she's with him. Hes depressed, miserable, and difficult to be with. His low self esteem sometimes gets the best of him and he starts believing that he's not worthy of her, often leaving her on read, missing her calls, and ignoring her. (im sensing attachment issues) reader clutches w communication though :3

♡ they'd explore abandoned buildings. Simon's there to smoke blunts while readers there to get awesome fit pictures<3 they would go a long way travelling and reader the most practical girl you know has her feet hurt from walking on platforms. they either take lots of breaks or Simon just carries her on his back (unlikely)

♡ talk about taking fit pictures, Simon's technically her photographer. She has a blog where she posts fashion and besides the mirror pics, Simon's always the one taking the pictures. He's quite good at it too.

some of these headcannons probably won't work in his time but who cares(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ) hope this prompt isnt that hard to write for..(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)you can always ignore if you want!! thankkkkkk you x3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxox

WARNINGS; MENTIONS OF SMOKING, MENTIONS OF DEPRESSION

AUTHOR'S NOTE; WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU!!! probably inaccurate for both the character and the timeline... listen, I don't know what swedish people were up to in 2012 leave me alone. also not very happy with this, still trying to figure out how to write Simon :3

-he looks comically out of place in your room. just imagine a pastel pink room filled to the brim with cute plushies, shelves full of little trinkets and books, floral bedding and lace curtains. a wall full of movie posters, magazine pages, and little polaroids of your most treasured moments, and then there's a depressed smoke addict.

-you know those videos where it's a boyfriend sleeping in their girlfriend's girly room with a bunch of plushies on top of him? yeah, basically same situation.

-his sleep schedule is fucked up. either he pulls an all nighter or is passed out till 3 pm. when it's one of those times where Simon feels tired, you just let him sleep in your bed whilst you do whatever.

-it's also a great opportunity to gather the perfect pictures for black mailing.

-he just looks so stupid in your room I love him.

-doesn't care about your plushies but will learn to treat them nicely after you yelled at him for 15 minutes straight about how it's unacceptable to throw rilakkuma off the bed just so he could sit down.

-punches the plush when you aren't looking.

-he definitely gives you that pink hello kitty hoodie to wear. or he wears it instead so you two could match. that's probably your idea and he obliges because it's something you love and enjoy.

-really like the idea of him being your personal photographer. he's always the first to leave a like on whatever you post, especially if it's he who took the picture.

-doesn't know anyone besides you. his followings on social media just contain a bunch of his favorite bands and your account.

-a bit sad but I can see him borrowing your money (with permission) to buy cigarettes if his mother refuses to give him any. he wants to buy you stuff you might like but he's too busy spending it on his addiction :(

-he instead draws you your favorite characters so you can put it on the wall alongside your other pictures.

-has never been in the vicinity of a woman without being an awkward shit. moral of the story he doesn't know anything about girls. his knowledge of things is pretty vague, so please don't be surprised if you see him just poking around your vanity and asking a million different questions on what certain products do and why.

-his mother is very happy her son finally found a girlfriend. she approves of you and thinks you're an absolute sweetheart. always asks Simon when you will visit them again.

-you two definitely earn a few stares in public because how did such a sweet and pretty girl end up with a guy like Simon.

-it pisses him off endlessly but can't help his thoughts and feelings. thinks he doesn't deserve you or any of the kind shit you do for him.

-like nonnie said, he probably isn't the greatest boyfriend... there are times where he cancels your hang-outs without further explanation or simply doesn't acknowledge any of your calls and messages. he feels pretty shitty after it and apologizes for his behavior. you forgive him even though you both know he'll do it again.

-he is low-key obsessed with your smell, he smothers anything you have in the shower all over his body without caring what it's for, just simply reads the labels and puts it on... with big amounts. this man is making you go bankrupt. you could literally see the outline of his fingers left in the product..

-his camera is full of pictures of you, he likes looking at them when he feels down. which is pretty often.

-shows you all of his favorite places in Stockholm or even Kirkvile (where does this man live I don't get it) ones that aren't usually full of people, just overly adventurous teenagers from time to time. something tells you that you two have trespassed into private property multiple times but Simon doesn't want to answer that question clearly.

-ugh imagine clipping cute little hair clips into Simon's hair and he just lets you do whatever you want because if you're happy then he is happy and he wants to see you smile :(

-in exchange, you let him do corpse paint on your face.

Hiii! I don’t really know if your request are open, but I really like how you write and I want to try requesting for the first time 😭 is it possible for you write ej x female reader with father issues

AUTHOR'S NOTE; omg I love this request...ALSO NEW THEME!!!

-jack naturally takes the role of the provider in the relationship.

-his treatment towards you would really depend on how far you've gotten into the relationship.

-but still, considering jack even came to the point of accepting a special bond between the two of you, you already mean a lot to him. it's just the further he warms up the more affectionate he becomes.

-let's assume you didn't tell him about the father issues, he'd still fill in that void with his unconditional love, protection, he'd make you feel seen and really prioritize your feelings and emotions.

-but if you're comfortable enough to tell him? he's doing what he already did before tenfold.

-he views you as this sweet, delicate, pure soul. knowing what you've experienced in the past? shit doesn't sit right with him.

-it's like a primal instinct to take care of you, make sure all your needs are tended to, he'd acknowledge your efforts and praise every single thing you achieve.

-he'd do everything he couldn't.

-he'd make you feel loved.

-he'd provide you with endless amount of affection, even if it's beyond his boundaries and what he's familiar with, even if he's in a sour mood. it's probably good for the both of you. because as much as you need it, he needs it too.

-it brings comfort to the both of you.

-but if touch and physical affection wasn't your thing? completely understandable, nothing wrong with that.

-he's such a sweetheart he'd take things slow just for the sake of your comfort :(

-going at your own pace, he could always show his love in other ways!

-yeah moral of the fucking post I love this man and I need him and I want him and—

I know this whole poll thing is getting kind of old but if I make a normal post no one would respond (why does no one comment anymore that's like the best part about the internet)

anyways, what do you guys prefer when the reader is referred to?

something regarding the fanfic I talked about during the very beginning of my blog... what setting do you guys prefer? atmosphere and vibe wise. decided to finally get my ass up and do some work, in fact, I was halfway through with the first chapter but I felt like there were too many unnecessary details in it and that I just rushed the idea so I started over. also ignore the weird fucking descriptions I'm just trying to get the vision across.

THEME/BLOG IS BETTER ON DARK MODE ♡ | REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

—TAGS;

♡⁠˖⁠꒰nymphette talks- just chatting or anything that isn't exactly related to writing

♡⁠˖⁠꒰nymphette answers- answering any questions regarding my writing that I may have forgotten to mention in this post

♡⁠˖⁠꒰nymphette writes- basically answering your requests

♡⁠˖⁠꒰nymphette reblogs- pretty self-explanatory

—WHAT I WRITE;

౨ৎ I write for fem!readers and gn!readers, if you don't mention gender in the request there's a pretty big chance I'll write the insert as female. if you're uncomfortable with that then please specify what you want when requesting.

౨ৎ I'm fine with writing graphic content/gore and mental illness/disorders. these requests will take a bit longer than the others since I like doing a bit of research before I start writing :)

౨ৎ another thing I want to mention is my characterization is pretty inconsistent! I'm still figuring it out so it may change over time.

౨ৎ English isn't my first language and I don't usually edit or double-check my writing so I apologize beforehand for any mistakes.

—WHAT I DON'T WRITE;

౨ৎ If you're into non-con, incest, stepcest, pedophilia and such topics then this account isn't for you.

౨ৎ I won't write smut. suggestive content maybe... pretty unlikely, depends on how suggestive you're talking. I know that I mention stuff like that in my writing but I do it as a joke. this is meant for a full on request.

౨ৎ I won't write for male!readers. sorry, it's just what I'm comfortable with :(

౨ৎ I don't write character x character.

—FANDOMS & CHARACTERS;

–CREEPYPASTA: all characters including Masky/Tim and Hoodie/Brian even though they're from marble hornets, usually the more well-known ones but don't be discouraged from requesting others!

–CRY OF FEAR: I write for Simon and Sophie. those are like... the only important characters in the game... unless y'all want doctor Purnell or something.

–AFRAID OF MONSTERS: I still haven't finished the game so I'd prefer it if you guys didn't send in requests for this one yet! I will update this once I finish it.

dividers are by @anitalenia & @crazyfrm <3