Okay This Has Been Rotating In My Mind For A While, But I Had An Idea That The Ghosts Pull Some Ennard

okay this has been rotating in my mind for a while, but i had an idea that the ghosts pull some Ennard type shit and use Chris's body as a vessel. or in otherwords; a host (ik im so funny)

I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

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Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

Personally I think Queenie is thought to be in the cellar, but she’s not.

She’s in Kinger’s fortress.

He snuck her in there. He loves his eldritch wife. She tickles him.

Caine has no idea how the fuck Kinger keeps getting glitched

rewatched the tadc trailer for the seventh time and I just noticed how kinger is during the whole gloink queen situation

like when she’s monologuing he’s watching so intensely

but then his expression changes a bit

and once Kaufmo appears he looks like this before getting zoobles head launched at him

a red-based queen and some abstraction shenanigans……. wonder if that reminded him of something

or someone

hey yeah im alive and i brought a harold

also literally all scenes of noah and harold

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else