Gravity

Gravity

Anyone else just fucking hate Gravity?

take me to art museums and make out with me

The new neighbor that just move in a few weeks ago gave your husband a pack of strawberries coated with chocolate so what did he do? Gave them to you of course! He remembers what you told him weeks ago that you wanted to try one of these so he immediately gave them to you without thinking about the neighbor at all, and honestly, you don’t have the heart to tell what the neighbor actually mean when they give him those chocolates when he looks so happy finally giving you what you wanted. So you two just end up eating them together while watching a romantic movie.

“You know, we should give [neighbor name] something in return!” Your heart melts at his kindness, you can’t be mad at him.

And the face of your neighbor when he told them that you love the chocolates they gave him sure is worth it.

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, USHIJIMA, LEV, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, Kuroo, iwaizumi <3.

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!

Consider:

You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.

Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.