College Applications Were Invented By Satan And Backed By The Government.

College applications were invented by Satan and backed by the government.

me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*

🎵If you wanna be my lover🎵

You've gotta tell me directly because I'm blind and bad at reading emotion please just tell me I won't take the hint

i feel like floridians and midwesterners have the same sort of energy..... as in neither fears the forces of nature that threaten them while the rest of the world is terrified of that power