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2 years ago

Lucifer: Violence isn't the answer.

MC: You’re right.

Lucifer: *sighs in relief*

Mc: Violence is the question.

Lucifer: What?

MC, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Lucifer, running after them: NO-

(Belphegor and Satan are coming to help you)

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2 years ago
You Pull Them By Their Belt And Hold Their Waist

you pull them by their belt and hold their waist

obey me x gn! reader

warnings: a tiny bit suggestive on asmo's part

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it’s rather hard to catch lucifer off guard, but congratulations! you succeeded. as he felt you pull his belt and tumbles somewhat gracefully into your arms, he holds onto your shoulders to stabilise himself from the surprise manoeuver. with not an inch of space between the two of you, he gives you a charming smirk- the one he knows you swoon for. “oh?” gently pinch the fat of his waist and pull him into a kiss, it’ll humble him.

mammon yelps as he all but crashes into you, even though you’re sure you didn’t pull that hard. “w-what was that for, huh?!” his face is so close if you so much as squirmed, you would kiss. and fortunately, he does- he’s never been one to stay still for very long. but he holds still as soon as your lips touch his. he hooks his arms around your neck to pull you even closer, and whines when you stop and say that the two of you can’t do this in the hallway.

leviathan lets out a very wobbly sound, and his hands are clamped up against his chest. you’ll have to gently tell him that it’s fine to hold you, and he’ll shakily put his hands on your shoulder. “y-you can’t just do that! give me a week- no, 2 weeks warning before you pull a killer move like this!!” he sounds like he’s complaining but the red on his face and the way he’s trying to hide an embarrassed smile is enough to tell you that he very much enjoys it. give him a kiss on the cheek if you want to, he’ll faint though.

“you..” you know just how to tug at satan’s heartstrings in all the right ways, don’t you? you’re 100% using the fact that he’s an absolute hopeless romantic for things like this to your own benefit, but he can’t get mad. not when he’s enjoying this as much as you are. gently pull him close, place your hand on his cheek and kiss him- maybe even dip him if you can. he’ll be yours forever.

asmodeus lets out the most dramatic gasp, like you ripped off his clothes right then and there when all you did was pull at his belt and hold his waist. he stares at you in shock for 2 seconds before he lets out the cutest giggle and practically throws himself onto you. “oh, dearie~ of course you want to hold me! who wouldn’t?” his arms around your neck pull you closer and he covers you in kisses, and now your face feels sticky from his lip gloss. if you mention it, he’ll invite you over to his room so he could help you wipe it off and spend the rest of the day with him.

beelzebub kind of just looks at you for a while, like he’s still processing what you’re doing. when his brain finally catches up to him and he realises he rather likes this position, he lets out the tiniest “oh..”. if you rub gentle circles into his hip while you hold his waist- he’ll fucking melt. his cheeks heat up and he looks down, he’s kind of embarrassed but he wants you to continue.

belphegor looks at where you’re holding and smiles- and he’s all flustered but he manages to look you in the eyes and tell you he likes it. “don’t worry, you can have me all to yourself. i won’t go anywhere.” he’ll try his best to not fall asleep, but he always wants to close his eyes when you hold him like this. before he knows it, he’s leaning on your shoulder and his head is tucked into the crook of your neck.

diavolo’s eyes widen at the unfamiliar feeling and then lets out one of his booming laughs. his cheeks start to heat up and he’s always surprised when you make him feel this way. “how courageous, my dear.” he’ll expect it to be a one-time thing but he’ll be pleasantly startled if you do it again. and every time, he gives you a light peck on the cheek. his favourite part is always when the position inevitably turns into a very long hug.

barbatos sucks in the smallest gust of air when he feels your hands on his waist, but his face soon turns neutral (though the pink on his cheeks are still there). “you certainly know how to surprise me, love.” his hand is under his chin like he usually does when he’s contemplating something or someone he finds amusing. he might do the same thing to you, but he likes it more when you do it.

you hear the most beautiful, softest gasp you’ve ever heard. simeon has always been breathtaking, but he’s even more so when his hands are delicately placed on your shoulder. he lets out the prettiest laugh you’ve ever heard and moves closer. “hello to you too, dove.” the way he looks at you will never not make your heart melt. it’s soft and sweet with just a hint of guilt and uncertainty- like he’s not sure he should be doing this with you but he will anyway because it makes him happy, and it seems to make you smile as well.

solomon looks at you in shock before he giggles, a sound that’s always been light and comforting. “something wrong, darling?” he teases, but in all honesty- moments like this are the reasons he wakes up in the morning. when he turns around in his bed and sees you sleeping peacefully, he knows he wouldn’t give this up for anything in the world. he could write a book on everything you make him feel, but for now- he relishes in this moment and kisses you like it’s the last time you’ll meet.

You Pull Them By Their Belt And Hold Their Waist

honorary mention:

yuki’s usually blank and rather daydreamy stare is gone when they feel a tug on their belt and a hand on their waist, replaced with a look of surprise, but it’s gone in an instant and in its place is content. “do you need something, lovely?” no matter your answer, all they do is give an airy chuckle. they’re known to be patient, but never when it comes to you, so it won’t take long for them to gently place their hand on the back of your neck and pull you closer- only to kiss the corner of your lips.

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

Best post ever

Problematic Queer Representation would be an incredible name for a law firm.


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2 years ago

Arcane Academy Night Raven College Trial Admission|Official english website of Disney Twisted-Wonderland

Arcane Academy Night Raven College Trial Admission|Official english website of Disney Twisted-Wonderland
Arcane Academy Night Raven College Trial Admission|Official english website of Disney Twisted-Wonderland
Welcome to the trial admission of the Arcane Academy, Night Raven College.

@twisted-lover-boys

@cram-writes

@captain-liminal

@lovely-lamy

@silvery-stars-above

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2 years ago

@twisted-lover-boys

@twisted-lover-boys
Here Are My Tier List Of My Most Favorite To Least Favorite Characters In Twisted Wonderland.

Here are my tier list of my most favorite to least favorite characters in Twisted Wonderland.

You could obviously see who I had favored a lot in S+ and S. Ace was going to be in F, but he had some good qualities in the game, so I let him go up a bit. He was originally going to be in between C and D, but the tier wouldn’t let me (am using my phone for this!) Carter would’ve been higher if he didn’t remind me of a flirty person.

The F’s are kinda explanatory. Though with Neige—I just can’t get the idea of the original plot do Snow White out of my mind. Since Snow White is actually the most EVILEST princess in Disney and that Neige is suppose to be her spin off. I had no choice but to put him in F because as much as I love his character/design in the fandom. The spin off of the original Snow White (not Disney’s) is unpleasant. Plus, Vil deserves to be on my top list!

Create a Twisted-Wonderland Characters Tier List
TierMaker
Twisted-Wonderland Characters Tier List

TAG YOUR IT!! @blues824 @rayroseu @hanafubukki

(I apologize to those that I had tagged. If you wished not to be tagged in these sort of post or any post. Let me know and I will delete your name. Just let me know and I’ll do my best to get on it to erasing your name! Just note that there is time difference and I may not always be on my phone but do let me know!!)

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2 years ago
@twisted-lover-boys @thatoneguydownthestreet

@twisted-lover-boys @thatoneguydownthestreet

New picrew tag game

오뱅이어
Picrew
💜 개인적 사용, 리터칭 Ok / 상업적 이용 No 💜 Twitter > @Blank_C0 색깔을 바꾸면 생김새가 바뀌는 파츠가 있습니다! 수익이 발생할 수 있는 플랫폼(유튜브, 트위치 등)의 영상에 픽크루 이미지를 사용하지 말아주세요.

I made Medea and Neige and then a new OC I'm thinking of making with Kalim (her love interest)

New Picrew Tag Game
New Picrew Tag Game
New Picrew Tag Game

Taglist: @love-thanatopsis @v-anrouge @vtoriacore @atcordare @merotwst @shibainu2006 @identity-theft-101 @spade-spam @chinmon-spam @blues824 @been-taking-muay-thai-classes @kirans-wonderland @remturtle (whoever else wanna join, sorry if you're a mutual and I forgot to tag you, I have shut memory...)

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2 years ago

Internet addict

@twisted-lover-boys

@thatoneguydownthestreet

(Because I’m extremely bored I’m gonna start a reblog chain game. I’m gonna regret this ✌️)

Use one sentence to describe the person who @ you

@l1ttleclouds @vtoriacore @rayisalive @bobasis @ithseem @bitchkay @atomsminecraft @jaysquid @sallylovessweets @marsipanic @ihavesinn3d4lot @fempire-kitty and anyone who wants to join 💀

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago
@twisted-lover-boys

@twisted-lover-boys

I done did it again, for the twisted Wonderland fans (or any fandom) make urself and your first favorite character, for me it was Jamil, I made two version but it's completely optional

I Done Did It Again, For The Twisted Wonderland Fans (or Any Fandom) Make Urself And Your First Favorite
I Done Did It Again, For The Twisted Wonderland Fans (or Any Fandom) Make Urself And Your First Favorite
여울상상극장
Picrew
상업적 이용, 원본을 알아볼 수 없는 가공, 자작 발언, 트레이싱 외 사용 가능합니다 문의 Twitter @plzdoctorwho

Taglist: @merotwst @atcordare @spadecentral @blues824 @love-thanatopsis @v-anrouge @chinmon-s @shibainu2006 @identity-theft-101 @remturtle @books-and-catears @ruggiethethuggie

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

I made some more picrews! Please tell me what you think

I Made Some More Picrews! Please Tell Me What You Think

I Made Some More Picrews! Please Tell Me What You Think

I don't have the links but the watermarks are there

@twisted-lover-boys

My apologies for all the mentions

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

I did it

I Did It

@twisted-lover-boys

@thatoneguydownthestreet

New tag game, make yourself as a fantasy character and state the role you play in that world with a quick introduction

Introducing; The Creator/Timekeeper

The snake is the Creator's chosen symbol, it represents the liquid state of time and how anything can change. The Timekeeper wears a blindfold for those who gaze into the eyes of Time lose themselves to madness.

魔法学校入学手続き
Picrew
魔法学校新入生のみんなは、校内に入る前にここで身なりを整えてね! 自分の得意分野に合った格好をおすすめするよ! なるかは知らないけど、ご自由に創作の足しにしてね! ※どんな形であれ画像の加工、商用利用は禁止します
New Tag Game, Make Yourself As A Fantasy Character And State The Role You Play In That World With A Quick

@v-anrouge @shibainu2006 @merotwst @love-thanatopsis @been-taking-muay-thai-classes @remturtle @kirans-wonderland @blues824 @books-and-catears @ruggiethethuggie @puminari and whoever else wants to join

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

Me an mal mal

Me An Mal Mal

@twisted-lover-boys @thatoneguydownthestreet

Picrew Chain Time!

I found this cute picrew and had to make my sillies with it!

The picrew can be found here!

Picrew Chain Time!

Tagging: @windbornearchon @geminiiviolets @v-anrouge @authoruio @rosietrace @sakuramidnight15 @fumikomiyasaki @celiica @oseathepebble @bunnwich @twsted-princess + anyone else who sees this and wants to join!

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2 years ago

I love her now

I Love Her Now

@twisted-lover-boys @thatoneguydownthestreet @demon-lover-669

@resurrection-anti-christx Thank You For Tagging Me Angel!

@resurrection-anti-christx thank you for tagging me angel! 🥰

💖 Omg make one it’s sooo cute!! 💖

I’m tagging @fatbratbabe @sailormctits @prxttypeony @wateringstone @starkmartell @thoughts-of-papabear ✨️

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2 years ago

Nuggie!

@twisted-lover-boys

@demon-lover-669

@thatoneguydownthestreet

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

This Is The Nugget Of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

I saw u in my notifs and I cann''ot sotp laughing at ur name, I'm sorry

It's ok I laugh at it to

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2 years ago

I don't have specific songs but here are some artist

I Don't Have Specific Songs But Here Are Some Artist
I Don't Have Specific Songs But Here Are Some Artist
I Don't Have Specific Songs But Here Are Some Artist

@demon-lover-669 @nekoberryy

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

@anonymouswolf87 ty for the tag :)

niteboi - u.

Kanii - Attachment

Rihanna - Woo

Lil Yawh - Sun Down, I’m Up

Lumi Athena, Jnhygs - SMOKE IT OFF!

tags: @anatom1cal, @addictionangel, @amethystxbae, @anglhrts, @dohaeras, @r4ins, @hopelessrromantix, @vonous, and @valnevo.

ngl i just chose random ppl so if you’ve been tagged before i apologize 🫡

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2 years ago

Op boys when their s/o randomly say I love you

Warning:SFW, fluff

Feat:Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Law, Kid, killer

Sorry if I don't post any of my writings lately (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ)

Op Boys When Their S/o Randomly Say I Love You

Luffy

—Luffy will look at you, "what?" He said as he smile brightly as always. You look at him and pinch his cheeks. Of course he is not the type to understand those things fast, cause he knew that when you say I love you it means you need anything from him.

—Luffy leave you alone for awhile and he took all the things you always asked him to bring, that's how this cute man understand it.

Sanji

—Sanji will look at you with a surprise face, his jaw drop as he look at you, "what did you just say?" He said as he approach you.

—sanji holds your hand while he was looking at you blushing. "I said I love you" Sanji immediately hug you tight. "I love your too my beautiful world" he said as he start to shower you with his love and Kisses.

Zoro

—zoro will immediately put down the heavy dumbbell he was holding. "what's with it?" He said as he blush a lot, "can you please stop?!" He said as he wipe his face with a towel(also it helps him to hide his face from you)

—You let this man alone and leave the room. Zoro immediately take a deep breath, "wait, I forgot to say I love you too" he immediately follow you and say I love you back with a kiss on your forehead.

Law

—Law will be looking at you as if you didn't say anything out of blue, "that's it?" He said with a serious look. You felt terrible, cause he didn't even react to it. "I'm sorry"

—you said as you walk away, but law pull you close to him and kiss your head, "I love you too idiot!" He said with some blush on his cheeks(He was embarrassed)

Kid

—*I love you* kid will immediately look at you angrily, blushing Heavily, "what are you doing?!!" He screamed at you blushing, and it was really easy to read that he likes it.

—You smile and kiss his nose, kid immediately move away, "I still don't forget it!" He said angrily. You smile and hug him. "Sorry" kid hold your waist. "Let me punish you, will ya?" He said blushing.

Killer

—He will stop on what he was doing. Will turn to you, "I love you too sweetie" he said as he touch your face. You blush as he hug you. "Can you wait?" He said. You nod and sit down.

—"oh wait, I'm the one who can't" he immediately pick you up and leave the room he was in. And bring you back to his room.

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Who is ticklish in the one piece universe???

And WHERE is ticklish????

(Thank you so much!!! How are you doing?? Lots of hugs and love!!!)

I am okay <3 I had boba and the world is a good place once more. I hope you are okay too and hugs back <3 I hope you enjoy my dumb headcanons!

SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Ace This little shit is ticklish all over, especially his armpits and tummy. Like ticklish to the point he wheezes and runs out of breath. He always hides the fact he's ticklish. He doesn't mind a tickle fight but he feels embarrassed when people know he is. Sometimes prone to catching on fire where he can't contain himself, be warned.

Marco Only his neck, like around the front and back. No one ever thinks he is so he's never had to bring it up in conversation but if you get him just right on the neck with a gentle touch or a kiss he folds in on himself and makes a 'gack' squawking sound.

Izou He is but if you find where he's ticklish and try and tickle him it's the last thing you'll ever do.

Deuce His back, neck, ribs, and if you tickle him he will cry or whine about it for weeks.

Zoro He has ticklish feet but I'd be wary if I was you, his knee jerk reaction is to punch someone who is tickling him because he hates how it feels.

Nami Ticklish back and tummy but just like Izou and Zoro she will make you pay. Sanji Tummy is his weak spot, he lets out the most delighted giggles when you tickle him but he will be cursing you out as it happens, it renders him useless, just flops around like a fish. Usopp ALL OVER, If you look at him too long with the intention of tickling him he gets all flinchy and wriggly and whines out a stoooooop before you even touch him. Brook Well, not really, he just likes to pretend he is and when he see's you tickling someone else he'll ask for a tickle fight too <3

Luffy Another all over tickle bitch who laughs loudly and flails around with tears in his eyes. He loves to be tickled however and will roll around and pretend he doesn't want it but if you stop he'll pout.

Sabo He's not ticklish because he has no soul [just like me] but if you find that one tiny place behind his knee he'll murder you [just like me]

Kid Behind his ears, brush hair back or adjust something and he'll act like you just shot him in the heart and he'll hiss and huff and snap at you with a blush across his cheeks.

Killer KNEES, I know this sounds odd but just put your hand on his knee cap and gently move your fingers and he does a wiggle and a gasp, slapping your hand off.

Law He'd sooner die then let anyone know, ever. A secret he'll take to his grave. Shachi and Penguin know and will tell you for a price [the price is an icecream or something shiny] Corazon His tummy, good luck getting to it though, he'd be on to you as soon as you got out a ladder and placed it against him to climb up and tickle. But if you do manage to get to his tummy, blow raspberries and hear the big strong marine undercover spy laugh like he's an 8 year old.

SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT QUESTION:
obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

if you have trust issues how is zoro being your fave in one piece going??

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

SUKUNA RYOMEN X MALE READER

a/n: first of all, i’m so done of ftms being a fucking bottom like damn man just bcuz we have a fucking vagina doesn’t mean we like to take it in and get fucked like a common whore ??? smh

and also, not to break anyones heart and dreams but, sukuna would be downright transphobic as he is misogynistic.

cw: very short fic since it’s an old wip, pwp (?), transphobia, t-slur, sub bottom sukuna, trans dom top reader, strap is referred to as cock, degrading, hatefuck, ooc sukuna

SUKUNA RYOMEN X MALE READER

⊱ ────── {.⋅ 👹 ⋅.} ───── ⊰

sukuna ryomen, a millennium old curse who had the guts to be transphobic in a modern day era. you were sure he only did it to get under your skin (or shall i say, clothes?) and boy, did it work.

so you decided to show him how wrong he was, and god, does he look so pretty twitching and moaning like that.

“look at you, the big bad curse called sukuna ryomen who called little old me a fucking woman now begging for this pity ‘woman’s cock” you taunted

this pathetic sight of a curse legend that you’re fingering is the man who claimed to be the most powerful of them all, the man who wreaked havoc and judged death for all the sorcerers who stood in his way in the old days, the man who views women and children as pawns. as his personal plaything, and so does those who “pretend to be men”.

“ngh..fuck! just get on with it already! you’re boring me” he demanded however, his ass said otherwise

“you don’t get to command me here, you little shit. if i didn’t know any better, i’d almost mistaken you for being a common man-whore instead”

“says you! you- mm fuck”

“for a pretty face like you, you certainly have the mind and the mouth of a trash bag. don’t worry, i’ll fuck the trash out of you”

“you’re all talk, no bite”

“oh, but i do bite” and you did, you almost laughed on how he released a loud pornographic moan. and now who was the one that’s really ‘all talk, no bite’?

you were also getting impatient but you’d rather die than admit it. begrudgingly, your lubed cock finally had finally gone in his ass, his hands are making way to your shoulders. his nails digging deep in your flesh, you’re almost certain it would draw blood.

“taking me so well– now i know why you hate women so bad. or anyone with a ‘female’ genitalia, it’s because you like taking dicks, isn’t it?” you said as you caress his stomach

“don’t push your luck, tranny” he grunted, switching his other hand from your shoulders to grip your wrist

oh that little shit, how you hated that word. guess you’d have to fuck that transphobia out of him, huh?

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

I dye my hair white and I have a scar on my left cheek but it didn't have an option I liked to show it

I Dye My Hair White And I Have A Scar On My Left Cheek But It Didn't Have An Option I Liked To Show It

@twisted-lover-boys wanna join?

Picrrew game! : create yourself!

Picrrew Game! : Create Yourself!
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2 years ago

I would literally be K.O'd from cuteness

nothing makes me melt as easy as subs voluntarily getting on their knees, not even being asked to, sitting on the couch and petting them and they just, shuffle down to the floor, on their knees looking up, it makes me so, like oh my god yes baby of course anything you want, my fingers in your mouth? even more pets? me to feed you treats? lay your head on my thigh and hold my legs while i work? absolutely, anything oh my god anything, let me take care of you and give you the world my angel please :(((((

obamas-divorced-aunt
2 years ago

like if you love kissing men reblog if you also love kissing men