A Not Admitting Of The Wound (chapter 1/2) Post S2, Where The Murder Plotline Was Less Neatly Tied Up.

a not admitting of the wound (chapter 1/2) — post s2, where the murder plotline was less neatly tied up. time for a road trip! tai x van but also importantly callie

‘we have like five fucking minutes to get out of here,’ and tai looks at you like you’re insane. ‘we’re going on the run?’ she says, twisting the words in her mouth like it’s something dirty. ‘no,’ you say, peering out of the window at the four police cars between you and your car. ‘you’re already there, babe.’

and i count my blessings every day

waves

What a strange little creature

sorta funny story i randomly feel like telling: my mother loves horror movies so when i was like 9 she gave me a bunch of stephen king books/movies to read/watch, trying to instill a love for the horror genre

anyways one day in school we had an assignment to ‘come up with our own original story’ but i was feeling lazy and just basically copied part of the plot to ‘the shining’ and combined it with part of the plot to ‘misery’ and handed it in (it was a little bit graphic for a nine year old, i’ll admit)

well… guess who got a trip to the counselors office! they started asking me all sorts of questions about my story and *i* thought they were trying to get me to admit that i plagiarized so i refused talk about it. TURNS OUT they actually didn’t make the connection that it was stephen king and they thought it was a cry for help. they sent me to in-school counseling for a month before someone finally figured it out and called my mother and told her not to give me any more stephen king books

hey, i’m sorry, i ate your boyfriend’s heart. yeah it was after he slandered, scorned and dishonoured my kinswoman. in the marketplace yeah. i mean he was approved in the height a villain so- yeah no i’m really sorry