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.. that's fair.
save money, fuck bitches, Walmart
Honestly that's fair, me too. I love the animation style too much to wait for so long.
I'm forcing you all to listen to otonoke (also known as dandadan opening) by creepy nuts. Listen to it. I promise you won't be disappointed.
EXACTLY, ITS LITERALLY A MASHLE REPEAT BUT THE LYRICS ARE SO GOOD ARGHH!! I LOVE THIS SONG ITS BEEN ON REPEAT FOR SO LONG IN MY EARS
I'm forcing you all to listen to otonoke (also known as dandadan opening) by creepy nuts. Listen to it. I promise you won't be disappointed.
This gives off pissed off writer brain writing "fan fiction" for the lack of a better word.
KYS
You embody everything that ailes society, you absolute disgrace of a human being
I wish you hang yourself from the branches of a tree in the depths of the forest within the dead of night, so that no one can hear your struggles and whimpers as your none existant will to live transforms into the sudden urge to survive as you hang from the tree, but alas it is too late now to go back, as the rope etches deeper into the nape of your neck, and your face becomes bluer in hue due to the lack of oxygen, you reflect on the series of bad decisions that you made that led to this moment in your life, a life full of nothing interesting, from start to finish, nothing but a grey, prosaic mundane existence, a background character, a filler substance, that is the best way to describe what you called life. You struggle and reach for the rope that you now wish you haven’t taken and tightened around your thin neck, but eventually, slowly but surely the fight within you, much like whats happening to you, dies a slow, drawn out death. And with your survival instincts’ death, you give to yours. As you exhale what remains of your breathe and as your brain shuts down permanently due to lack of oxygen, you couldn’t help but squeeze in a smile in your moment of death upon your purple face, due to the irony that you managed to realize at these fleeting moments of your life. As you realize that you fought and struggled to survive as you practically strangled yourself to death, but what were you fighting for? You had no loved one to come back home to, you had no friends that would question your sudden disappearance, you had nothing, you were fighting Death’s grasp to simply go back to the empty void of a life that you exist in. But alas its been done, perhaps the critters of the forest will benefit from your death, as no one really benefited from you in your living state, perhaps your corpse has more merit to it compared to your live body, but only time would tell, and time tells all tales.
KYS.
did you write this while jerking off that is way too much detail
Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:
"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"
"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"
"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"
"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"
PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.
The sheer number of emojis in this is gonna give me more calories than the amount of cheese I've consumed in my lifetime and it's all gonna give me a heart attack what the heck is this.
1. I’d be contributing less to climate change. ❄️💦☃️🌧🌩☂️🌊🌪🌬
2. Less Kanye West quotes.🧔🏿🧔🏿🧔🏿🧔🏿🗣🗣🗣💬💬💬🚫🚫🚫
3. I’d finally find out if God is real. 👤👤👤👤❓❔❓❔❓🛐🛐🛐🛐✝️✝️✝️✝️
4. I might get reincarnated as a cat.😺😸😹😿🙀😽😼😻😾😺😸😹😿🙀😽😼😻😾
5. I can throw the best funeral.⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😪😪😪😪
6. I don’t have to make anxious😰😰😰😰😰 calls📞📞📞☎️☎️ to my doctor.🚑🚑
7. I don’t have to drink Dr🚑 Pepper ever again.
8. NO. MORE. DRIVING.🚗🚙🚘🚖
9. If I go to Heaven🌫🌫🌫, I get to hang out with Michael Jackson.👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳
10. If I go to Hell🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥, I get to hang out with Hitler.👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻
11. If I go to Purgatory, fuck….😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
12. No more goddamn politics.😤😤😤😤😡😡😡
13. My therapist can have more time slots.😅😅😅📅📅🗓🗓
14. More Zoloft for everyone.📈📈📈
15. My room can be used as storage.📦📦📦
16. Dying seems like the best investment.📈STONKS📈
17. Because my brain told me so🧠🧠🧠🧠
18. I’ll do what I want!!!😎😎😎😎😎
19. I get to die in a cool way.😎😎😎😎😎😎
20. No more waiting at the DMV.😒😞❌❌
21. I can finally prove that bully right from 7️⃣th grade.🆒🆒🆒🆒
22. It’d be a really nice sleep.🛌🛌🛌🛏🛏🛏
23. I’ll prove I’m not a coward.❌❌😱😱
24. I’ll finally get to meet Camus.🤗🤗😮😮
25. My drama will end.😏😏😏
26. Everyone get my stuff!💰💰💰💰💰
27. Can’t overthink if you’re dead.🧠🧠❌❌
28. My obituary will finally be in the paper.📄📄📜📜
29. To escape Trump’s America.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
30. To finally see if this is a simulation.🖥🖥
31. To see who goes to my funeral.⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
32. So I can be dressed in the my best clothes.✅✅✅👖👔👗👙👘👞👢👡👠🥿👠👟🥾🧦🧤🧣⛑🎓👒🧢🎩💍👝👛👜🕶👓🧳🎒💼🥽
33. So I can finally have Vines play at my funeral.😀😃😄😁😆😊☺️🤣😂😅😇🙂🙃😉😌
34. To be my final defiance from God.😡😡😡
35. My final words can be: “Well, that was something.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
36. Less callers to the Suicide Hotline.📞📞📞
37. Can’t get any worse, can’t get any better.❎❎❎❎
38. My organs can be donated.🧠👅👀👁🦷👄👃
39. And nothing of value was lost.💰🚫🚮🚮
40. There will be more oxygen for people.✅✅✅
41. Less meat eaters. 🥩🍗🍖🍔❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫
42. Less buyers of clothes made by children in sweatshops.🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
43. Less men alive.👨🏿🦰👨🏾🦰👨🏽🦰👨🏼🦰👨🏻🦰❌❌❌
44. Less people who love Parks and Rec more than the Office.🖥🖥📱📱
45. Less shitposters online.📱📱🌐🌐🌐
46. Less ranting.🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡
47. Satan’s waiting.👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺
48. Jesus’ waiting.🤡🤡🤡🤡👽👽👽👽
49. I’m so fucked up.🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤
50. Don’t need to do my taxes anymore.💰💰💰💵💵
51. Don’t need to fill forms.📝📝📝📝
52. Join the biggest club in the world, the dead people’s club.👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👤👤👤👤👤
53. Seems like a good thing to do.✅✅
54. Life was already pretty good📈📈 so might as well end it here.📉📉📉📉
55. No more colds.🦠🦠🦠❄️❄️❄️❄️
56. I get to watch from up or down there!🏞🏞🏞🏙🏙🏙🌉🌉🌁🌁🌆🌄🌅🌇🌉🏞🏞🎆🎆🎑🌃
57. No more denial.❌❌❌
58. My friends sympathy can be used elsewhere.👨🎤👨🌾🧓🦹♂️🧛♂️🧜♂️🧟♂️
59. My advertising data is now useless.🤣🤣🤣
60. Expectations of me have finally become 0️⃣.😁😁😁😁
61. Not having to pay my Netflix bill anymore.🖥🖥💰💰
62. This seems like a nice way to go vegan.🥗🥗🥗🥗🍡🍡🍡🍰🍰
63. I’ve just had about enough. It’s time to sleep.🛌🛌🛌
64. I’m cancelled. Permanently.❌❌❌
65. The permanent solution to a temporary problem seems pretty efficient to me.✅✅✅✅
66. Maybe this is all a dream.💭💭💭💭💭💭
67. I can finally prove I’m depressed!😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😤😠😡🤬😳🥵🥶😱😨😰😥😓😐
68. As the eternal self, I can choose when to leave.👋👋👋👋👋
69. Because rules are meant to be broken.🗣🗣🗣👤👤👤📃📃📃
70. I have never broken a bone but there’s a first time for everything.🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴
71. It seems as though I’ve been emo too much online and thus I am unhireable.👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤
72. This is my fuck you to capitalism.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
73. I’ve seen about everything.👀👀👀👀
74. Can never be a bad parent.👶👶👶👶👨👩👧
75. I’m a luxury no one deserves.✔️✔️✔️✔️
76. To prove I have good aim!🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫
77. To prove I’m not afraid of heights!🏞🏞🏞
78. To cure my mental illness.😪😭😢❌❌❌
79. Because Kierkegaard is dead and I’d really like to meet him.😵😵😵
80. I’ve seen every episode of Breaking Bad.🧪🧪🧪💊💊💊
81. Because Arrested Development is past its prime.👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️
82. I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.😵😵😵
83. Because I’m too dramatic.🤭🤭🤭
84. I can finally get what I deserve.😛😛
85. I can stop pretending I know French.🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
86. I’m finally honest with my feelings.🧠🧠🧠
87. No more carbs.❌🚫❌🚫❌🚫❌
88. I don’t have to live with myself.🏠
89. No more self-hate.🤬🤬🤬🤬
90. I’m trying to prove a point.😏😏😏
91. The game is up.⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎱🥏🏉🏐🎾🏓🏸🏒🏑🥍🎣🏹⛳️🥅🏏🥊
92. I’ve given up.🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
93. I’m tired of listening to sad songs.🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🎼🎼🎼🎼🎹🎻🎸🎺🎷🥁🎧🎧🎧
94. I can regain my 20/20 vision.👁👁👀👀👀👀
95. My final meal can be a 20 piece Chicken McNuggets.😋😋😋😋🍗🍖🍗🍖
96. My twitter can be re-purposed for a bot selling car insurance.🚗🚗🚗🚗
97. I don’t have to fear being murdered.😱😱😱😱😱🔪🔪🔪🔪
98. I’ve already seen Kanye West.🙄🙄🙄👱🏿♂️👱🏿♂️👱🏿♂️👱🏿♂️
99. I’m tired.😪😪😓😓
100. Because this list was way harder than I thought to write.📝📝📝
101. I hate myself.😥😥😥😥😥😓😓😓😓😓😪😪😪😪😪😪😪☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭😭
why am i being sent this i couldnt care less
Samesies
I be talking to myself on here btw
"bucko" buddy" "goober" "dingus" there were so many options.. I'm surprised that your "male" friend almost picked one gender neutral option like bucko but made it "FUCKO" somehow. Its kinda impressive.
"it's breakcore how the fuck am i going to get forcefemmed by breakcore" - my "male" friend upon playing ultrakill "you will not turn what i just said into a tumblr post" - my "male" friend upon seeing me immediately open tumblr post editor upon hearing that shit "kill yourself" - my "male" friend upon seeing me metapost about him on tumblr
reblog to make prev stop having headaches
HOW MANY SUPERPOWERS DO YOU POSSESSS ???
For anyone wondering, the schematical models for @samahs-chaotic-mess is approximately 4 foot 11.
(To be precise, 149.89 cm, meaning 4 feet and 11.011811 inches)
“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).
reblog if you need a hug
I post like every other day I'd say, but when I do I usually just spam my blog with posts (probably why I reached 500 "quickly")
I do reblog tons of stuff
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
The sheer fact that all of these people are from family friendly old hermit craft is BAFFLINGLY fascinating and funny
two ends of the same spectrum
I HIGHLY doubt that even if I stepped up my numbers I would be able to reach those heights. I commend thee turqui.
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
I'm forcing you all to listen to otonoke (also known as dandadan opening) by creepy nuts. Listen to it. I promise you won't be disappointed.
I'm sorry WHAT
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
Huh, that's... Impressive.
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
2 THOUSAND ? holy cannoli I need to step up my game
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
Honestly, same. (Except somehow I'm at 500 for some reason idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
fuck off tumblr I'll post your mother you FU-
I knew it would work if I summoned you. And it did work.
save money, fuck bitches, Walmart
Did it :D
heh, I took over turquis blog.
-reina
go follow my blog instead bc I'm awesome
@catgirlreina