Triggger: Daughter Cursed For The First Time The Other Day. I Didnt Get Mad. We Was Watching SpongeBob.

Triggger: daughter cursed for the first time the other day. I didn’t get mad. We was watching “SpongeBob.” Something happened to Patrick. Out of nowhere she got mad. She’s like,

“sh&$!”

I said, “wait, what? What did you say?”

She’s like,

“sh&%! They got Patrick, dad. You not watching?”

I said, “whoa. All right.”

Triggger: here's why I didn’t get an attitude.

I’m gonna tell you why I didn’t get an attitude. I didn’t give her attitude because I remember my first time cussing.

My first time cussing was ’cause my mom smacked me in front of company.

My friends was over my house.

I’m downstairs. We’re playing, we’re having a good time.

comes downstairs, she said,

Y/n: “hey. I told you to keep it down. You don’t run this house, I do, okay? With that being said, that’s it. You’re done. Go to bed.”

Smacked me. Sent me up to my room. Now you know when you get smacked when you’re a kid you get hyped when you get by yourself.

Trigger: “You gonna smack me, bi^%h? In front of my friends? You gonna smack me in frontof my friends?!!!”I was emotional. I was an emotional-a$$ kid.

Trigger: “I’m running away! That’s it!” I packed a bag and everything. You know how many times I packed a bag with a toy? I packed a bag with one toy. “I’m out. I’m sick of it. Me and He-Man are out.”

My mom gave me permission to cuss one time. One time she gave me permission to cuss.

I’m in school, I’m being bad. My teacher got mad. Said,

Krell: “trigger, come here.” Told me to come to the front of the class. Wrote a note, stapled the note to my chest.

Said,

Krell: “make sure your mother reads the note.” I get home, my mom reads the note.

The note said, “maybe if you showed your son some more attention at home, he wouldn’t act like a fool in school.” My mom read the note.

She said

Y/n:  “let me tell you something. You tell him mind his damn business before I come down there and I beat his a$$".

Trigger: “okay. You want me to say it like that? Or do you want me to take some stuff out?”

Y/n: “What I say? Tell him mind his damn business before I come down there and I beat his a$$.”

Trigger: “no, I heard what you said. I just want to make sure that you know that you’re telling me to say the same thing.”

Y/n: “trigger, if I tell you again I’m gonna smack the sh^t out of you.”

Trigger: “Okay. No, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. No, I got it. All right, okay.”

Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? My mom just gave me permission to go to school and cuss my teacher out. I didn’t feel comfortable with the situation. So I wanted to practice. I wanted to go upstairs, I wanted to go over my lines. So I’m in the mirror, I’m going over my lines. I’m like,

Trigger: “okay, all right. Okay, all right. Okay. My mom told me to tell you to mind your damn—No, that’s too loud. That’s way too loud. That’s not believable. It’s too loud.”

Finally I go over it. I get it down. I’m like, you know what? I’m gonna go to bed early, get some rest. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. I don’t want to mess this up. So I go to bed.

I wake up, get dressed. Put on my pants and my shirt. I get on the school bus. All my friends see me. They get hyped.

Zz:“Ooh, trigger on the bus. Everybody look trigger on the bus. What up, trig?”

I was like,

Trigger: “yo, not today, y’all. I got a lot of stuff on my mind. I can’t really have y’all throwing me off.”

My friends was like,

Echo :“what are you talking about?”

Trigger:“I can’t really get into it. All I can tell y’all is that it’s about to go down.”

She was like,

Zz:“what?”

I said,

Trigger:“look, man. It’s about to go down. Just be behind me when I walk in class.” He said,

Echo“all right, cool.”

I walk in class, krell my General, he starts speaking to everybody.

Krell: “Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Good morning.”

he sees me, he was like,

Krell:“trigger.” I said,

Trigger:“general krell.”

he said,

Krell: “did you let your mother read the note?”

I said,

Trigger:“yes I did.”

he said,

Krell:“well, what did your mother say?”

I took a deep breath. I looked at my friends. I was like,

Trigger:“it’s about to go down.”

I said,

Trigger: “well… My mom told me to tell you to mind your damn motherf*&$ing business, b^*&h. Little stupid b*&^h.

Rex: O-O

Little dumb general b*&^h.

Cody: O-O

2+2 not knowing what the f^%k it is b*^#h. Cross-eyed, crying down your back fat foot a$$ bitch. Long titti^d, no nipp^e having a$$ b&^*h.”

Anakin: i am so prod

The shit was crazy. My friends was in the back and they was like,

Zz & echo: “oooh! He said ain't got no nipp^es"

I got suspended. I got suspended and an ass whipping. My mom beat the shit out of me when I got home.

Y/n : “I told you to say two cuss words. You said 76 of them.”

Trigger: I thought I was Samuel L. Jackson. I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking teachers in this motherfucking school. I had a trench coat on and I flapped it. You know when you flap it, you got to get that air under it.

Like f*^k everybody in this bi&^h. I don’t give a s&^t.I don’t give a s&^t. I’m a goddamn thug

Rex and (y/n) are in a small room together.]

Y/n: "Are you ready for this?"

Rex: "Not really."

Y/n: "It'll be fine."

[Y/n briefly kisses rex on the cheek Rex blushes a little.]

[Y/n and rex come out of the room in front of anakin sitting in a sofa.]

y/n:  "anakin, we have something to tell you."

[Rex pukes.]

[Cut to the two in the previous room.]

Rex: "I think that went well."

Y/n: "You threw up and we both left."

Rex: "It's all in the past."

Y/n: "It was literally thirty seconds ago."

Rex: "That's a matter of opinion."

Y/n: "No, it isn't. Let's try again."

[Rex and y/n confront feren again.]

Y/n: "anakin, we have something to tell you."

[Rex chloroforms himself and falls on the floor.]

[Cut to the previous room.]

Rex: "I chloroformed myself, didn't I?"

Y/n: "Yeah, you did."

[Rex tries to chloroform himself again.]

Y/n: "Don't do it again! Look, you take the lead this time."

[They confront Anakin again.]

[Rex rambles nonsensically.]

[Time skip; cut to same room.]

Rex: "The thing is, y/n and I -- I'll just kill him."

Y/n: "Whoa, whoa!"

Rex: "Let me shoot him in the face!"

y/n: "No, no!!"

[Time skip; cut to same room.]

Rex: "Mum, Dad, I'm gay!"

Y/n: "Wrong! ... I hope."

[Time skip. Close-up shot of rex and y/n .]

Rex: "If I shoot him, we can make out! This could be so easy!"

[Time skip. Rex height is reduced to chest height.]

Rex: "When two people spend a lot of time together..."

Y/n: "Where are your legs?!"

[Time skip.]

Rex: "Ich habe Sex mit deine Schwester."

Y/n: "Nein!"

[Time skip.]

Rex: "Anakin--"

[Future rex appears in a flash.]

Future rex: "rex! I'm from the future. Tell him he's ugly!"

Rex: "You're chubby!"

Y/n: "You can't even get that right?!"

[Time skip.]

{Rex thrusts at y/n, while side-gazing at anakin.}

[Time skip. Y/n is struggling to confiscate the gun from rex.]

Y/n: "rex. Rex."

Rex: "Give me the ... Nooooooo-"

[Jump to previous room.]

Rex: "I'm really bad at this, aren't I?"

Y/n: "Yeah. Anakin is never gonna find out about us."

Rex: "Oh, that's what we're doing!"

[Rex confronts feren, and y/n follows.]

Rex: " Anakin, i know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister."

[Close-up of Anakin.]

Anakin: "Yeah, that's fine."

[Rex shoots Anakin.]

[End close-up.]

Rex: (sarcastically) "Whoops!"

[Credits]

Rex: ..........

Y/n; "I think that went well."

Why can't I find a man like these guys

(Rest in peace technoblade/Alex🌸)

The yv boys helping you up when you fell

(Probably like fell up or down the stairs or just tripped)

(Yuurivoice)

Finn

Will be panicking and asking if your ok

If you say you are ok he will hug you

Like don't even TRY to get out of that your not going anywhere for a while

Will make sure you have no injuries

And I know that this boy will have a mini 1st aid on him

He will be so worried so just....just kiss him to shut up and he will.....but in a good way

He's is precious boy

alphonse

Like finn he will be panic and ask if you ok but knows how to keep his cool

Will pick you up and take you the couch and look for any type of injury

LIKE I AM NOT KIDDING THIS MAN WILL HAVE HELLO KITTY BANDAIDS

And we all know he will kiss each and every boo boos you have

Seth

Will yell if your ok and you either give him a thumbs up or don't answer him at all if you don't answer him he'll know something's up and we'll check on you anyway

Mostly cuz you guys rough around outside he knows that you get injury is sometimes when you guys are having fun

But will be worried

And will kiss you better

HE GIVES THE BEST HUGS

auron

Like on your way to work you tripped and kind of scraped your arm

so now you're in the break room with the first aid kit and he walks in and sees this

At first till thanks something bad happened but he will be calm and collected and ask you what happened

You tell him how you fell and told him it's just a little scrape

Surprisingly he will help you bandage it up and after you think him he does a little something more

He kisses your arm and tells you to get better and walks out

Leaving you flustered and blushed

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This is actually my first time doing one of these so I don't know how I did so leave in the comments if you like it or not and I would like to see what I can do to make this better and you can ask if you want more I don't mind

Yv boys being protective over you when you talk to someone else

Finn

Now I know what you're all thinking. He is a precious boy he would never harm a fly

But even so he does know how to put on a face to people he doesn't like

Like right now, he's doing some bouquet you're helping him in a shop and for some reason a guy comes in and starts asking you weird questions

And you better believe that he will not tolerate this and kindly will ask him to leave with a single glare in his eyes

And then you would just go back to normal but give you a little kiss on the forehead

Forehead kisses for days

alphonse

You better believe that this man will not take kindness to others if they pose a friend

Sherry can't really fight against over 100 people but he will put up a fight for you

Like some guy that had the guts try and take his boo

Like as the guy was talking alphonse will be behind glaring

And when the guy finally leaves scared out of his pants he will hug you from behind and give you forehead kisses. cuz this guy be tall AF

Seth

Now we all know what we think about this boy right here, he will put up a fight if needed, like he's not afraid of throwing hands

If he sees you gained a really uncomfortable he'll ask the guy to back off if he doesn't he's going to throw a fist to make sure you're comfortable and safe

And if the other guy pulls up a fight they will have a complete brawl against each other while you're just watching in the background with the bag of popcorn cheering on your man

After he wins the fight he would want hugs and someone to tend to his wounds

And some kisses

auron

Honestly I think he would do it from afar to try and not get attention to him

If someone was bugging you or trying to cop a feel then oh boy will he have a word with them

And then after he was done with that he would call you in his office to talk

he would ask you if you were okay and if you needed anything or if you had to get that guy fired

If you told him that you were fine he would just simply not his head and ask you one more time and then would go back to work

But if you told him that you were just a little uncomfortable with what the guy was doing he will literally get up from his desk walk over to you grab your hand and kiss it so gently that's you forgot what you are trying to say

He would make sure that your safety takes top priority he would even look you in the eye and say that

And damn does this man have a way with words he already won your heart over again

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Did it again I never knew these things could be so much fun to make I really hope you like this one I tried to base it off the way I see the characters if I'm missing any more characters just tell me I would like to hear some thoughts

IMAGINE the 501 PLAYING Monopoly

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Fives: I HATE YOU !!

Echo: oh well next time don't steal my Monopoly!!

Rex: *sigh* Hardcase give fives your $200 you landed on his property

Hc: no he's in jail I'm not going to give money to a criminal!

Kix: that's not how you PLAYYYYYYYY!!!

Jesse: so..... why are they screaming?

Rex: shut the F*^$ up Jesse you don't get to talk after stealing my last Railroad!!

Fives: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN !!

Hc: ME TOO!!

Rex: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS !!

Echo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!