I Laughed For Five Minutes Straight-

I laughed for five minutes straight-

i live in a predominantly white, christian neighborhood, so naturally we have a neighborhood watch group on fb where people can freak about 'suspicious figures' they see at night. anyways its usually total white panic dogshit but a guy just posted this and i cannot in good conscience keep it to myself

Yeehaw

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

A terf posted this calling it "gaslighting" and "terrible" but I thought it was sweet so I'm reposting it from them.

For my creative writing class, I'm rewriting Alice in Wonderland from the Cheshire Cat's point of view but while the events of the book unfold he's trying to save Wonderland from the Other World and Alice was supposed to end up in the Other World instead. Basically he's just teleporting around protecting the Wonderlandians like a parent. Idk if I should upload it here or not.

Coraline Theories

-The Other World is at the bottom of the well. The well and the portal behind the little door are extremely similar in appearance.

-The Beldam is a witch who made herself immortal by using children’s souls. She was there probably before the town was founded. The reason she has a spider motif is because she acts like one, creating a web to attract and trap her prey. Her monster form is the result of her overuse of black magic, she’s not human anymore.

-The Cat lived at the same time as the Beldam, and tried to save the ghost kids like he did with Coraline. They’re both connected to the Other World, which is why he can travel there.

-The key is basically the Beldam’s magic wand. It ties the real world and the Other World together. That’s why there’s only one.

-The Beldam made dolls as a hobby or for a living, before she began stealing souls. This is why everyone in her world has button eyes, they’re all just living dolls she’s created. It’s also why her true form looks like a spider made out of sewing needles, and why she can only copy things in the real world. Sewing buttons onto a child’s eyes is making them another of her dolls, her property.

-The reason the Other Father and Other Wybie rebel is because they’re simply following their orders. The Other Father was made to love Coraline, and the Other Wybie to be her friend. The Other neighbors were made just to entertain her, not care about her.

Words never used to describe Black women:

Dainty

Delicate

Elegant

Poised

Fragile

Genteel

Graceful

Lets add those to our vocabulary on a regular basis, shall we?