Hisoka: If You Sneeze And I Say Bless You, The Only Thing You Should Say Is Thank You.

Hisoka: If you sneeze and I say “Bless you”, the only thing you should say is “Thank you”.

Hisoka: I don’t need to hear “How did you get in my house?”, “Why is my window broken?”, “I’m calling the police”.

Hisoka, with a concussion: The frogs are taking over the nation.

Illumi: What? With pitchforks?

Hisoka: Oh my god, pitchforks.

Who killed him? How did he die?

He was tortured to death. I want everybody to imagine the strength it takes to endure weeks of painful torture (that include electric shocks) and not make the false confession the zionists tried to get to justify their hospital massacres.

He endured the pain to protect his people

Hisoka, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Illumi, next in line: My god just do cocaine

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!