This Screams Dnd.

This screams dnd.

&. 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 / 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  for  all  your  medieval  /  fantasy  /  d&d  inspired  threads  and  aus!  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i hope this raven finds you well… ❜

❛ you carry a sword, yet you are not a knight. ❜

❛ the gods must be angry. i sense a storm brewing. ❜ 

❛ there’s no place i’d rather be than by your side. ❜ 

❛ nobility is defined by what you do, not who you are. ❜

❛ i know how to keep my life and my crown. and i will. ❜ 

❛ well, i’m not a knight. not yet. ❜

❛ at least we’ll die with honor. ❜

❛ i’ve never seen a dragon before, what are they like? ❜

❛ this knife is laced with venom, any sudden movements and you’re dead. ❜ 

❛ of all the idiots in the realm, i’m trapped with you. ❜ 

❛ shed no tears for me. i will be back before you know it. ❜ 

❛ i’m sorry, but i’m to be married to someone else. ❜ 

❛ here’s a copper for your thoughts. and a silver not to tell them. ❜ 

❛ you humans are most amusing. ❜ 

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ you were made to be ruled. ❜ 

❛ i will protect you. it is my duty, knight or not. ❜

❛ my kingdom is in danger. i’ve come to ask for your aid. ❜ 

❛ i’ve got a date with destiny, and it won’t end in a kiss. unfortunately. ❜ 

❛ keep your sword up and your back straight. ❜

❛ you’re asking me to commit treason. ❜

❛ you will make a fine ruler one day. ❜ 

❛ no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜ 

❛ bury me shallow, i will be back. ❜

❛ bard! play something a little more upbeat. ❜ 

❛ i warn you, i’ve been trained to kill since birth. ❜

❛ my magic is useless against them. i’ve never felt so powerless. ❜ 

❛ how can it be my destiny to protect someone who hates me? ❜ 

❛ i am at your mercy, your grace. ❜ 

❛ do not be afraid, little one. i will not hurt you. ❜ 

❛ any man who must say ‘i am the king’ is no true king. ❜

❛ knights must prevail with steel and sinew alone. ❜

❛ impudent of you to assume i will meet a mortal end. ❜

❛ spare me the ‘i’ve come to slay you’ speech and let’s get on with it. ❜ 

❛ it is my duty to protect the last of the dragons. ❜

❛ do i look like the kind of person who dies? ❜

❛ we are king and queen, chained together like prisoners in a dungeon. ❜ 

❛ for every great ruler, there is an equally great assassin poised to kill. ❜

❛ my bloodline was wiped out before my eyes. i’m the last heir. ❜ 

❛ you look better in your wanted posters. ❜ 

❛ you don’t need a king. a knight can make another knight. ❜

❛ violence for violence is the rule for beasts. ❜

❛ fear cuts deeper than swords. ❜

❛ pick a god and pray to it. ❜

❛ i’d rather die than marry you. ❜ 

❛ my duty is to my people. ❜ 

❛ glad to see you haven’t become food for the vultures. ❜ 

❛ i will paint the throne red with your blood. ❜ 

❛ what’s a life threatening quest without a bit of music? ❜ 

❛ some of us may not survive, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward… paid. ❜

Oh my DAMN I need to explore this.

I love antagonists who mirror the protagonist instead of contrast them. They are the most extreme version of the protagonist, someone with the same dreams and beliefs who believed these things could only be achieved by the sharpest tools. The crushing weight of knowing that could be you.

Lol okay @jumper-zuzu

"Naomi! Oh thank goodness you're awake!" Chase rushed over to the bed from his seat by the window.

The ghostly pale face of the girl in the bed was the only thing left uncovered by the pile of ragged blankets; she shook despite the many layers over her. Her forehead shone with a thin sheen of sweat. Her eyes, sunken with dark circles stamped around them, blinked slowly.

"Where...where are we?" She whispered through chattering teeth.

"We haven't quite made it into the mountains yet. Cameron and Tanner are scouting the area," Chase answered softly. He reached across to feel his friend's forehead; the fever raged as hot as ever. "You're still burning up..." he added, more for himself than for her.

"Good, job..." Naomi managed.

"What? What did you say?"

"F-finding sh-sh-sh-shelter, you, you did, good."

"Yeah of course, we got really lucky finding th-"

"Who s-says I, haven't, taught you anyth-thing?" Naomi interrupted, as if she'd missed Chase's response.

Chase paused for a moment. Taught him? Naomi had shown him botany and such in the medbox but the more substantial survival skills like finding shelter weren't something she had worked directly with him on. Something didn't seem right.

"I'll be right back." Chase walked to the window he'd been seated at. A small table sat to the right of the window, and a large bowl of water sat atop it. Chase pulled a washcloth out of the bowl, rung out the water, and came back to Naomi.

"I'm s-sorry," Naomi breathed.

"For what?" Chase asked as he folded the washcloth and placed it on Naomi's brow.

"I'm, sorry for, getting so-so sick," Naomi went on. "But I p-p-promise, when I'm b-better, I'll get, I'll get us, both out-out of, th-this."

"Us both? What do y-" Chase inhaled sharply through suddenly-clenched teeth. He stared at Naomi, processing what she'd just said.

His hand trembled as he reached toward her, as he placed the backs of his fingers on her exposed cheek.

Naomi tried to turn away.

"T-take your, take your ring, o-off, Lukas, i-it's too, it's too cold..."

Character A is extremely sick with a high fever. They have been mostly unconscious for the past three days. Character B is the only person around that can take care of them. One day Character A finally wakes up. Character B is elated until they realize A is delirious. While delirious, A says something that makes their blood go cold.

What did Character A say?

Holy moly I feel seen and idk how to feel about it right now.

The opposite of a haunting is something very lonely, Katie Maria

(by @heavensghost)

How many times have I said/done this 😂🤣

me writing my own oc:  idk this feels out of character :/

Not me with still-existing collab RPs with like 7 other girls on DA exploring this very concept of TF holograms lol

I feel like if the tfp bots had holoforms and had to interact with humans they would trigger a lot of people’s uncanny valley affect. Like they look human, maybe some of them have wild hair colors or act a bit odd, but aside from that there would be this sense of just: they don’t feel quite right. They don’t feel like a human, this person is something else. Thoughts?

Oh definitely I've thought of this a LOT. first of all cats and dogs don't vibe with them. they KNOW something's up and that something's being hidden. Also I think it says somewhere in the comics that at first their holoforms were extremely creepy bc they all walked around with slasher smiles bc they didn't realize it was unnerving. I feel like also there's probably some unconscious uncanny valley stuff that you wouldn't be able to put your finger on exactly but something is weird. and it's bc the holoforms don't have the little ticks like breathing and blinking that real humans do so I feel like it'd just be like an "ABORT ABORT ABORT" feeling while the autobot is just like 'i am totally NAILING this shit bro" kinda like in.....God forgive me...... Twilight.... Where when Bella is turned into a vampire she has to remember to BLINK and FIDGET and do all the normal shit humans just do automatically. I feel like they would have the same trouble and I can see it being darkly hilarious.

Autobot in holoform, pulling up to a hitchhiker, legitimately just trying to be nice: need a ride?

Hitchhiker: sure man thanks!

Hitchhiker, ten minutes into the drive: my dumb ass is about to get white girl murdered oh my God. why didnt I listen to my John Mulaney shoulder angel

Autobot: *turning soulless unblinking eyes onto the hitchhiker* you said the walgreens on third right

Hitchhiker: yeah. or here. like right here is also good.