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when I was 14 I wrote a paper about myself using male pronouns I’d never heard of a trans person but before I turned it in my parents made sure I remembered to make myself into a girl

matthew shepard had died only a handful of years before

a year ago I woke up to the news that a nightclub 32 minutes from my home had been destroyed and that 50 people were dead it was sunday and I had a queer date scheduled for later that afternoon neither of us wanted to go

people told us to stop politicizing it it could have happened anywhere

this weekend when I told my doctor I had been cut off from my family because I had told them I was trans

when I told her that they didn’t want me anymore that the nephew who I had held when he was born before anyone (even his mother) (the doctor passed him to me first) (bloody and screaming) couldn’t see me because doing so would damage him irreparably she said: ‘yeah, we hear this story a lot’

she had transitioned 20 years prior I could tell by looking at her face - she hadn’t just heard it

today, at 2pm my mom called me at work to tell me she knew why I had no money (it was because I’d used everything I had) (on the treatments that would turn me into a freak)

it wasn’t true but I pounded on the wall of the bathroom for five minutes straight after that wondering when she’d stopped loving me

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and they say queer people are angry.

(I say we’re not nearly angry enough)

This is art

Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It’s known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you’re too close, you’ll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

Stay safe.

i really can't stand this anymore oh my god

so i have made a few posts talking about this, but my mom is Making Ultimatiums that are going to fuck me over financially just for the hell of it. i am currently unemployed, receiving no more benefits, and i have absolutely no savings. at this point i have a negative balance on my bank account and i have nothing much i can do about it. i am a trans man with adhd, ptsd, and severe depression so it has become inhospitable in my current living environment, and i need to move, except i currently live in one of the most expensive places in the US and i don't know how to drive. basically, i need to buy a bike, get a plane ticket, and find a job. so this is a mutual aid request but also like. if any of you know of any trans people who know of any trans safe living areas that are not wildly expensive, please message me!

anyway i have talked for too long, here is my info

cash.app: $luvlandfrog

paypal.me: /ezrabanksy

i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious and have back up plans ready to be lonely forever

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

A black girl will be spending years in jail because she had a mental health crisis. PLEASE READ

Meet Sarya: she was experiencing a mental health crisis. Police came and tackled her. She is 15.

Saraya Rees is a 15 year old biracial girl from Coos County, Oregon. After being abruptly instructed to stop taking her antidepressants by a local pediatrician, Saraya went into psychosis. In her manic state, Saraya poured a small amount of gasoline on the floor. Her parents called Coos Health & Wellness in hope that that would send mental health advisors, Coos Health & Wellness sent the police. While still in psychosis, the officers arrested her, questioned her without her family or lawyers present, charged with attempted murder and assault, and sent her to juvenile prison for 11 years.

This is not justice.

This is inhumane.

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP:

Call these people and demand that she be let go to the custody in her parents.

Please call Governor Kate Brown and Senator Jeff Merkely.⁠

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📞Governor Kate Brown: (503) 378-4582⁠

📞Senator Jeff Merkley: (503) 326-3386⁠

Follow @justiceforsaraya on instagram. You can find info on where to send her Christmas cards and get updated on progress.

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

Hilda by Duane Bryers

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

EMERGENCY IN NARMM/ MELBOURNE (AUSTRALIA) RIGHT NOW! LOCAL GOVT AND POLICE ARE UNFAIRLY TARGETING COMMUNITIES LIVING IN PUBLIC HOUSING IN LIGHT WITH A RECENT SPIKE IN COVID CASES. I HAVE COMPLIED LINKS WITH MORE INFORMATION AND WAYS TO HELP BELOW! 

ORGINAL POST

CHANGE PATITION TO REMOVE POLICE PATROLS 

RESEDENTS DEMANDS 

VIDEO OF POLICE TELLING RESIDENTS TO “GO AND SLEEP IN YOUR BUILDING”

EMAIL TEMPLATE FOR MELBOURNE RESIDENTS TO SEND TO LOCAL GOVERNMENT 

MULTIPLE LUANGUAGE RESOURCE 

IG LIVE VIDEO WITH PEOPLE ON THE GROUND 

THE GUARDIAN ARTICLE 

Rara Avis “Floral Paradise” Bridal Couture Collection

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

please help me escape my abusive household (oregon, california, washington)

I’m a 21 year old pre-transition trans guy. as of current, I am living with my conservative and emotionally abusive mother who has recently joined a far-right conspiracy cult. I am not safe here. the abuse aside, her outbursts have become more erratic and frequent to the point that she talks about “converting” and “cleansing” me. I don’t know how far she will go to do so, but I do know that I am in danger.

I am not asking for money. I know these are difficult times for many of us, and I cannot in good conscience bring myself to ask for donations when I know there are many out there who need it more. what I’m asking for is a room to rent / a place to stay until I am able to find a job and get back on my feet.

at the moment, I am living in southern california. I am looking for a place in either oregon, california, or washington that is LGBT friendly; preferably, I’m looking to stay somewhere in or near major cities so that I can walk or take the bus to where I need to go since I am not yet able to drive. ideally, I’d like to move in by the end of july. I do have money saved, but my budget for rent would have to be $500 per month. once I find a job, I wouldn’t mind it if rent is raised.

I’m really good at cooking, cleaning, baking, tidying, and I really wouldn’t mind doing all of the housework during my stay! I promise, it won’t take me long at all to find a job either. I have a very commendable resume and am all about working hard and remaining cheerful, even in the darkest of times.

please, if you can help spread this in hopes that it reaches someone who is willing to house me, I will appreciate so much

thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting