I Think For A Character Named Persues, Not Once Does He Get Called Constellation By Any Of His Loverscanon

I think for a character named Persues, not once does he get called Constellation by any of his lovers—canon or fanon-wise.

This is painfully sad because he can literally be called a cosmic name instead of his canon nickname (seaweed brain), which is insulting to his intelligence and self-worth. 😒

And it won't have anything to do with his dad—it's a piece of his mom since she named him.

Especially if you like me, who has Percy HC with a cluster of freckles or sporadic moles. Then he has it on his skin!!!!!!! And he'll die from the praise; cause ya know... Imagine the short-circuit brain and the pretty blush.

Talk about a pop-up instead of a downward spiral.

Man, what a celestial ticket that Rick had and flunked.

i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

Percy having fun with Rachel and doing normal stuffs that he likes.

People:

Annabeth not being a good partner for Percy and Percy being pressured to save the world and do things he doesn't like.

People:

hostile work environment

i blame the mouse for the deradicalisation of luke castellan

Underrated moment in TLH:

When Leo just fucking KNOWS how to fly a helicopter. He like puts a hand on it and can instantly recite the make and model, knows it’s top speed and altitude and how much fuel it has left. And then he fucking flies it. He’s 15, untrained, and unlicensed, and he’s flying a helicopter. Has anyone talked about how Hephaestus kids are seriously OP?