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Percy: I Don't Get It. Why Can't My Dad Just Pick Up A Phone And Call Me?

Percy: I don't get it. Why can't my dad just pick up a phone and call me?

Poseidon: *creates a fountain, gives Percy drachma to make Iris Messages and waits for Percy's call*

Percy: Oh. Thanks for the fountain! Dad's reminding me to stay in contact with my family. Should I call him..?

Percy:

Percy: Nah, the call probably wouldn't get through his spam filters. Do gods even get spam calls? They might. On that incredibly flimsy excuse, I'm gonna call Tyson instead.

Poseidon:

Poseidon, frustrated: This child- he asks for a phone call, and I give him the means to contact me in Atlantis and he doesn't even call me!!

Tyson, barging in: Daddy!! Percy called me from camp half blood! Isn't that great!

Poseidon, eye twitching: Yeah that's great for you Tyson!

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