Im Just Picturing Bilbo Talking About Courting Habit Of Hobbits To The Company (maybe Ori Was Asking

I’m just picturing bilbo talking about courting habit of hobbits to the company (maybe ori was asking questions idk) and he off handily mentions that hobbits court via food.

Cue the company wondering that if them eating his entire pantry and him letting them means something. This increases into an argument wether over whose the better dwarf. (Not that any of them are planning on doing anything but they were trying to figure out how to let Bilbo down and it spiralled into who was the best)

“I have better hair”

“I’m a BETTER FIGHTER”

“Well I can cook, Hobbits like food and lots of it.”

Thorin is silently stewing but can’t say anything. That is until Gandalf says that the courting only counts if the hobbit themselves cooks the food for you and serves you. (He thinks the drama is hilarious and wanted more entertainment)

The entire company then remembers that only only person he technically served was Thorin with the soup he cooked.

This only makes the fighting worse, and makes Thorin more smug. Fili and Kili are outraged

“We’re both royalty and younger and more attractive. What does uncle have that we don’t”

But they use this against him when he’s being rude to bilbo “oh be careful uncle, he might trade you in for a better model”

Balin is overjoyed because bilbo is persuasive and politically smart and doesn’t like gold. Dwalin doesn’t know whether to clown on Thorin or be scared over his future as a royal guard because bilbo is somehow worse than Thorin when it comes to death defining stunts.

The rest of the company still argues up until Thorin and bilbos wedding whether or not bilbo was counting them as well. They also make bets because or course they do.

Gandalf takes great, great pleasure in claiming credit for bringing the couple together but honestly he was just looking for entertainment.

Что за прикол у некоторых людей ходить с развязанными шнурками? Не понимаю, это выглядит круто? Я как-то пыталась так ходить, как итог — я наебнулась, порвала кроссовки и разодрала колени. Это должен быть какой-то скилл — ходить со шнурками наружу?

Может показаться, что я душню, но мне правда интересно зачем

Imma watch The Acolyte for the plot. The plot:

sooo uhm there's this Jedi Master...😳

New rebels headcanon that for his first few days on the Ghost it took Ezra an extra few seconds to respond to his name because he wasn’t used to hearing it. Like there were a couple people on Lothal who knew Ezra by name, like Mr Sumar, but really not anyone he seemed to run into frequently. He definitely wouldn’t be used to people just…calling his name to get his attention

Secondary thought that at first Zeb found it funny that Ezra reacted to “Loth rat” and “kid” a lot faster than his actual name until he realized what was going on

Мне, конечно, очень приятно, что кто-то обо мне так заботится, но хотелось бы просто послушать музыку