Stiles: Synonyms Are Weird Because If You Invite Someone To Your Cottage In The Forest, That Just Sounds

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Stiles: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Isaac: My favourite is 'butt dial' versus 'booty call.'

Boyd: That's called connotations.

Erica: Also, 'forgive me, Father, for I have sinned' versus 'sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty.'

Derek: Alright, language is cancelled!

Derek: Stiles, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Cora says I should just talk to you.

Stiles: Talk to me about what?

Derek: About this. *kisses Stiles*

Stiles: ... Keep talking.

Things that strike Derek with unrelenting fondness for Stiles Part 2:

21. When the server says "Enjoy your meal" and Stiles accidentally says "You too" 22. When Stiles teaches himself how to spot the differences between all 20,000 bee species because he had a free weekend 23. When Stiles somehow confuses Neil Armstrong with Lance Armstrong 24. Every time Stiles remembers to wish Derek a happy birthday 25. When Stiles goes on a rant about the discrimination of the working class because he thinks the Mucus family from the Mucinex commercials doesn't deserve to be thrown out of their home 26. When Stiles falls asleep with his face in a book 27. When Stiles gets mad at Derek because of something he did in a dream 28. When Stiles visits the snakes first instead of the puppies when at the pet store 29. When Stiles suggests killing Peter again 30. When Stiles sneezes, blesses himself, and then thanks himself 31. When Stiles manages to fix his Jeep with duct tape 32. When Derek is having a rough day and Stiles just sits quietly next to him 33. When Stiles suddenly chuckles to himself out of nowhere because of something funny he remembered 34. When Stiles doesn't even bother trying to be humble when he's right about something, shouting "I KNEW IT!" 35. When Stiles does his signature suspicious squint

36. When Derek once tried a different brand of shampoo and Stiles' first words to him that day were "Something's different about you. What's different about you? What did you do? Why are you different?" (Refer to number 35)

37. Whenever Stiles says "Now don't be mad, but"

38. When Stiles falls asleep with his head on Derek's shoulder

39. When Stiles suddenly stops talking and his eyes get big because his brain is going into overdrive and he's just cracked the case

40. When Stiles laughs out loud

Dylan O'Brien leaving the “Not Okay” premiere at the Angelika Film Center in New York. (July 28, 2022)

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