Why The Hell Did You Just Walk Across The Back For No Reason

why the hell did you just walk across the back for no reason

Heh heh heh

@the-capsicle @tony-starkinator @official-wandamaximoff @king-ofwakanda @ohyeah-itssamwilson

lies. I’m great, you wouldn’t get anywhere without me

heyyyyyyyyy Bucko

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

oh my fucking god no holy Jesus god no.

there’s two now.

no. No no no.

well yeah. And to get to know the place of course. Multiverse crash and all that.

hey! It is the bird man

— @itsyelena-thenotposer

yes. I am the bird man.

do ya think that thing with John walker counts?

heyyyyyyyyy Bucko

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

oh my fucking god no holy Jesus god no.

there’s two now.

no. No no no.

hey we do don’t we. Cool.

hey! It is the bird man

— @itsyelena-thenotposer

yes. I am the bird man.

first of all, fuck you for that, second of all, I really don’t care if you and Natasha get married THAT’S none of my business, congratulations by the way, and yes. So, actually, we are best friends because we hate the same guy and fought him together.

eyyy another one

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

OH SHIT.

I mean— hello.

*obvious fake smiles*