What Colour Is Youre Life?!?! Black As My Soul. And Your Nail Polish, Apparently.

“What colour is you’re life?!?!” black as my soul. And your nail polish, apparently.

Carrying the phone to the living room to vote is like being an Olympic torch bearer.

I thought straight jackets were required clothing for large groups of Eurovision fans. You're telling me they let them lose on the streets of Stolkholm without them? Oh, the poor people of Sweden...

I suppose I should feel disappointed in myself for being 100% trash and reblogging this but...

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

I am genuinely confused as to what just happened. but nvmd well done Ukraine xoxo

For Turkey, Nice, Orlando and everyone else too.