Wow I Need A Drink [pours Whiskey Into Small Apple Juice Bottle]

wow i need a drink [pours whiskey into small apple juice bottle]

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

what if i’m not a person?

like this if you’re a movie person. reblog if you’re a tv person.

“IF YPU DONT START TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF I WILL, TILL THE END OF YOUR T I M E AND YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT”

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

LISTEN UP !!!

the expression “don’t cross a black cats path” doesn’t mean if you see a black cat it’s bad luck it’s telling you not to walk in front of the cat on purpose for it upsets the cat and it is most likely a witch’s framilliar and will tell her you got in their way on purpose and the witch will harm you as any cat person would

good. keep it that way.

weren’t you in smash?

I don’t know where I’ve been