Sighs Dramatically. Me When

sighs dramatically. me when

puppyboys are made to have their faces shoved in musky crotches

kinda sad that a certain bunny isn't being wrestled into a mating press by a mean mutt and bred like a bitch in heat rn :///

why am i not tongue deep in another guys boypussy rn this is insanity.

please ask me thingsss <3 i'm bored n horny and wanna talk to people hehe

Send me a number (or several numbers) and I will happily answer! Or ask me something not on this list! I've always seen people do these question games and have always wanted to do one myself so I put together these questions from several similar lists circulating around on Tumblr!

Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

Are piercings sexy?

Are tattoos sexy?

Are there any sex toys you want to try?

Are you more of a dominant, submissive, or switch?

Are you rough or romantic?

Are you the jealous type?

Are you vocal during sex?

Do you have a gag reflex?

Do you kiss on the first date?

Do you like being blindfolded?

Do you like dirty talk?

Do you like hair-pulling?

Do you like it rough or romantic?

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Do you like name-calling in bed?

Do you like seeing the evidence (bruises, bite marks, hickies)?

Do you like teasing or being teased?

Do you like to cuddle?

Do you like to swallow?

Do you like watching or being watched?

Do you prefer having foreplay or getting right to it?

Do you prefer long hair or short hair?

Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to sex?

Do you watch porn?

Have you ever cried during sex?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever had sex in the shower?

Have you ever had to use your safe word?

Have you ever spanked or been spanked in the bedroom?

Have you ever squirted before?

Have you/would you have a threesome?

Have you/would you participate in an orgy?

Have/would you ever have sex outside?

How do you feel about public displays of affection?

How many people have you had sex with?

Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

Tongue or no tongue while kissing?

What are your BDSM test results?

What are your thoughts on friends with benefits?

What do you like and dislike about oral sex?

What do you think about toys in the bedroom?

What do you wear to bed?

What is an overrated sex position?

What is an underrated sex position?

What is one thing you really like during sex that you wish happened more often?

What is something that never fails to make you horny?

What is the best sexual ego boost you’ve received?

What is the first thing that draws your attention when you meet someone new?

What is your biggest turn-off?

What is your favorite color to wear?

What is your favorite kind of foreplay?

What is your favorite kink and why?

What is your favorite part of your body?

What is your favorite pet name?

What is your favorite position in the bedroom?

What is your favorite type of non-sexual contact?

What is your newest kink?

What is your safe word?

What is your top sexual fantasy?

Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

Would you have sex on the first date?

Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?

Would you rather make out or cuddle?

need a guy to stick his hand between my legs while i'm trying to hold a conversation and then make fun of me for struggling to form words

Imagine sitting in a guy’s lap as he talks to his friends. He’s so casual about it, as if he’s not groping you under your clothes right now. The foreign warmth of his palms squeezing and rubbing your chest and stomach make you overheat. Your head is too foggy to care about how inappropriate this is.

Can they tell that you’re soaking wet right now? Do they like it? Do they think you’re cute?

His other hand slips past the waistband of your pants, his fingers pinching your erect tdick and brushing the underside.

He encourages you, letting you know just how proud he is of you for being good. “You’re such a big boy, aren’t you? Your cock has grown so much, baby.”

Everybody can see just how much you like the attention. Your man makes comments and quips with his friends about you. You’re so eager, spreading your thighs wide open. “Show them how pretty you are, baby. Let them know what they’re missing.”

Bonus points if you’re both inebriated from being drunk, or high, or both. Could also lead to something a little more group-oriented if that’s what everybody’s into. 👀