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Are Penelope, Telemachus and Laertes in the band AU

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Jellal Headcanons cause he's my baby girl

He's super likable. Everyone who sits down and has a convo with him absolutely adores him. He does not understand why

Jura has a lot of respect for him and has argued for Jellal to get added back to the wizard saints after he was pardoned.

He has so many bromances. That man has like 15 boyfriends

Kids really like Jellal. He feels very awkward around them but they all gravitate to him anyway. He's the type of person to talk to a three month old like their 30. Catch him in the corner explaining politics to Asuka

He doesn't like sweets. Erza nearly died when he told her

He still knows a good amount of passwords to get into magic council stuff. No one knows why they didn’t change it when he escaped but it’s been very helpful for keeping the council off their tail

He's not into the idea of fighting for no reason. He doesn't participate in guild brawls or random challenges.

Do you have any headcanons for Ultear and Meredy bullying Jellal? Affectionately, of course XD

This is like christmas in an ask! My all time favorite trio!!

When Ultear and Meredy break him out of prison. Ultear starts the bullying immediately. Jellal gets roasted for getting caught and needing a rescue. "What would you do without me? Honestly this is pathetic"

Meredy's sensory link is Jellal's worst nightmare. One time, Jellal wacked her pretty good during a training session so Meredy sensory linked them and kept fucking with the bruise just so he knew it hurt

Ultear's parenting tactic is telling Meredy loudly that she needs to do things or she's gonna end up like Jellal. And then Meredy looks at him with the most horrified face and goes "Anything but that!"

The plan if they ever get caught by the council is to trip Jellal and run. Jellal is aware of this plan and makes sure they know he will grab them as he falls and get them all arrested

Jellal is pretty quiet so they've gotten in the habit of randomly yelling at him to shut up while he's sitting there silently. He is always offended

"It could be worse. I could be Jellal." Is said after almost every assessment of an injury

Man can't even open a book without being called a nerd

Ultear will ask Jellal if she should do something and when he responds she tells him not to tell her what to do. He is so tired

It's all fun and games, of course. Jellal sometimes even purposefully sets it up so they can tease him. (especially in the beginning when Meredy was pretty standoffish but would cheer up just to bully him)

Meredy is really into repeating his name over and over again for literal hours. It is the greatest test of his patience

The second greatest test is when they decide to ask him "are we there yet" every five seconds

Ultear forwards the time on stuff Jellal is holding/working on so it crumbles apart in his hands. He just stares at her until she fixes it

Jellal keeps telling her that she's not nearly as funny as she thinks she is, but that usually just spurs her on more

Meredy did his makeup while he slept once. Man made it through half the day before he realized. He has never forgiven her

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